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01-30-2007, 04:41 PM
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#91 | | Der Crewchief
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01-30-2007, 04:54 PM
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#92 | | aka Dickcheese
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Washington State
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Country:  | I would never be that gay little hobbit monkey. Samwise Gamgee perhaps.
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01-30-2007, 04:56 PM
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#93 | | Minister of Whoopass
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island Native in Mississippi
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Country: | If u guys find someone funnier and wittier than me on here, Ill eat Matt's underroos, and then pummel u all with my size 15 shoe......
And if u think Adler is funnier than me, u gotta get ur vision checked...
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01-30-2007, 04:57 PM
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#94 | | Minister of Whoopass
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Country: | And if u read the books, Samwise was a little fluffer who told Frodo several times that he loved him....
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01-30-2007, 05:01 PM
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#95 | | aka Dickcheese
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Washington State
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Country: | Oh yeah, pick your hobbit Lord Mongloid. And you can't say I pick none. At least Sam had some brains, brawn, and cahones. Can't say that for the other hobbits. Oh and his little midget wife was hot!
Here's a pic of my underoos to get you salivating...
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01-30-2007, 05:43 PM
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#96 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by lesofprimus  If u guys find someone funnier and wittier than me on here, Ill eat Matt's underroos, and then pummel u all with my size 15 shoe......
And if u think Adler is funnier than me, u gotta get ur vision checked... | Ok that was a good one I laughed out loud over that one.
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01-30-2007, 05:44 PM
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#97 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Matt308 Oh yeah, pick your hobbit Lord Mongloid. And you can't say I pick none. At least Sam had some brains, brawn, and cahones. Can't say that for the other hobbits. Oh and his little midget wife was hot!
Here's a pic of my underoos to get you salivating... | Not bad Matt but I have seen that posted here before (i think by Dan) so that does not gain you as many points on the funny meter.
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01-30-2007, 06:17 PM
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#98 | | Minister of Whoopass
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Country: | If ur gonna pick a hobbit Matt, atleast go with Meriadoc Brandywine (Merry), as he was the one who penetrated the King Ringwraiths' leg with his Westernese dagger, distracting him so Eowyn, Shieldmaiden of Rohan, could decapitate him...
U wanna talk about balls??? How about stabbing something thats already dead, 10 feet tall, and carries a mace that weighs as much as a schoolbus...
And just to set ur lack of LOR trivia is the right direction, the Valar (God) Morgoth was banished into the Void, where he will remain for eternity... Sauron is/was the servant of Morgoth, his Lieutenant.... I am the second coming of Morgoths' Malice....
Mock me again and u shall feel the wrath of a Darkness that will change ur soul forever...
And for the fuc*ing record, hobbits are not midgits or dwarves, but a specific race of peoples of Middle Earth, related to the Stoors....
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01-30-2007, 07:07 PM
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#99 | | the old Sage
Join Date: May 2004 Location: Platonic Sphere
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Country: | stick with Lanc s name as it should stick. Behold !
as for hobbit likes, the little turd shovelers they could make anything grow ...... | |
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01-30-2007, 08:00 PM
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#100 | | Senior Member
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Country:  | You lot are frickin' weird... and Matt, you're a nerd.
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01-30-2007, 08:42 PM
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#101 | | Minister of Whoopass
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Country: | LMAO... I happen to have read the whole series of books several times, as well as the Simarillion....
Theres alot of lonely nights cruising the Seven Seas...
But Im not even in the same catagory of nerddom as Matt is... He's fuc*in royalty man...
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01-30-2007, 09:42 PM
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#102 | | aka Dickcheese
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Washington State
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Country: | Ahh yes. Even the second coming of Mongoloid's Malice recognizes royalty when he sees it.
I too have read the Silmarrilion. Reads like a crappy version of the Bible with an endless list of obscure names I concede that only the likes of you, sir, would remember. And I have also read Twice Told Tales which includes the greatest of all Tolkien anti-heroes, Beorn, the shapeshifter and Master of Werebears. A man only briefly mentioned in LOTR. And in another, Tom Bombadil the happy-go-lucky bad***, who would make Gandalf the White appear to be a cross-dresser who fancies himself a cocksman with Wee-Willy Syndrome.
So please sir. As an Eldar who wields Anduril, your malice only fuels my resolve.
Alright...back to present. Where's my Prozac?
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01-30-2007, 09:44 PM
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#103 | | aka Dickcheese
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Originally Posted by Hunter368 Not bad Matt but I have seen that posted here before (i think by Dan) so that does not gain you as many points on the funny meter. | Apologies I am failing the test.
Hard to compete with a man who reckons himself as the second coming and holds the forum delete button. 
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01-30-2007, 09:48 PM
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#104 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Once again, Matt, you're a nerd. And I don't think Dan considers himself sloppy seconds.
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01-30-2007, 10:04 PM
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#105 | | aka Dickcheese
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Country: | More grousing from the peanut gallery. I think you read my post wrong. I'll refrain from further attempts to entertain you. Don't you have Udet to pick on? 
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