 | Were you ever in the Armed Forces -- 2| The NAAFI & PX Discuss Were you ever in the Armed Forces -- 2 in the Military Matters forums; Originally Posted by DerAdlerIstGelandet
Originally Posted by lesofprimus
Adler, can u translate this for me please?????????
Ich steche Dir die ... |
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08-12-2005, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted by lesofprimus Adler, can u translate this for me please?????????
Ich steche Dir die Augen raus und pisse dir ins Gehirn, du kleines schwules Arschloch... | I will poke out your eyes and piss in your brain, you small gay *******... Quote: |
Ich habe eine sehr unartige Nudel und einen Elch auf meinem Kopf.
| I have a very naughty noodle (not to be taken litterally as a noodle) and a Elk on my head. | Some how that phrase from Les is not suprising, diplomatic as always
I love the second one very usefull I have have often needed to too tell a German doctor that I suffer from Elk head
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| This is one which is useful in all situations, I find. To be used when talking to an attractive woman.
It means "we look really good together, would parent lots of beautiful children and grow old in happiness together."
Sort of.
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Originally Posted by trackend I love the second one very usefull I have have often needed to too tell a German doctor that I suffer from Elk head | Sounds kinda serious.  |
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08-12-2005, 07:20 AM
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Or was that for "Water-Buffalo Penis"??? Cant remember now...
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Originally Posted by vanir This is one which is useful in all situations, I find. To be used when talking to an attractive woman.
It means "we look really good together, would parent lots of beautiful children and grow old in happiness together."
Sort of.
Wow, Sie sind schön. Großmutter muss wirklich erotisch sein. Ist sie lebendig? Mein Großpapa will ihr eine große Wurst geben, bevor sie geht. | Vanir I dont know where you get your translating from but you do not need to speak another word of German in you life especially to a German woman. If you say things like that to a woman, then I will understand why you have never been laid in your life. Your translation of the phrase is completly wrong. This is what it really means: Wow you are very pretty. Your Grandmother must be really Erotic. Is she still alive? My Grandfather would love to give her a large sausage before she goes.
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08-12-2005, 09:34 AM
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Country: | I just really wonder where he gets his translations from, cuz they are totally wrong. 
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08-12-2005, 10:59 AM
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08-12-2005, 11:37 AM
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Well that is one way to say it and my spelling is probably way off on this one.
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08-12-2005, 11:02 PM
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| Sorry Adler, I've just been poking a bit of fun.
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08-13-2005, 07:55 AM
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#225 | | Der Crewchief
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