 | Were you ever in the Armed Forces -- 2| The NAAFI & PX Discuss Were you ever in the Armed Forces -- 2 in the Military Matters forums; Although I went through my basic seamanship course with a guy who was turned on by chicks with hairy armpits.
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08-24-2005, 09:36 PM
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#346 | | He who does not skim
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Country:  | Although I went through my basic seamanship course with a guy who was turned on by chicks with hairy armpits. 
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08-24-2005, 09:38 PM
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#347 | | Minister of Whoopass
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Country:  | U know, I expect some of the worthless crap that comes outta my keyboard to be lost to the lack of British humor, or the loss of translated humor for the Czechs.....
But dammit, I try to throw out alittle American Pie: The Movie, and it gets lost on MY OWN countrymen....
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
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08-25-2005, 06:40 AM
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#348 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Not that you care... 
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08-25-2005, 06:59 AM
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#349 | | Minister of Whoopass
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Country: | Well, Im glad to see that someone appreciates my humor, slight as it may be...
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08-25-2005, 07:33 AM
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#350 | | Senior Member
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08-25-2005, 07:37 AM
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#351 | | Senior Member
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Country:  | Lack of British humour? That's the Germans. And I got it too. You may see us as being in Victorian times with tophats and women only showin' their ankles on your TV but really - we're not that far behind, honest.
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08-25-2005, 07:49 AM
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#352 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Yeah, Germans do have a lack of humor. Dont worry Alder, you have as much humor as any of us Americans or British!
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08-25-2005, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by lesofprimus I have straightened -38 out with a PM... We shall not disgrace this forum with mindless insulting banter...
Oh and BTW, I hate everyone... I dont discern between English and French and Canadian and Russian and Finnish and German and Japanese....
British teeth, French body odor, Canadian nipple hair, German bad breath...
I HATE U ALL AND WISH A THOUSAND DEATHS UPON EVERY STINKING ONE OF U!!!!!
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08-25-2005, 01:33 PM
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#354 | | Forum Politruk
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Originally Posted by lesofprimus I was using that statement to make a point, although, this one time, at Band Camp........... | Didn't know you played the flute......  | |
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08-25-2005, 05:06 PM
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#355 | | Senior Member
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08-25-2005, 05:07 PM
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#356 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Country: | I think the tall people need to stop telling jokes, cos were obviously so much taller than everyone else that they're just going over everyones heads.
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08-25-2005, 05:31 PM
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#357 | | Forum Politruk
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Originally Posted by P38 Pilot The flute?!?! | Guess you were right Les! | |
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08-25-2005, 06:05 PM
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#358 | | Senior Member
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Country: | What? Whats wrong with me saying that! He doesent seem like a person
who can plays the flute. (Let alone be in band!)
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08-25-2005, 06:06 PM
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#359 | | "Shooter"
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08-25-2005, 06:06 PM
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#360 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Let me re phrase that: "Someone who i wouldn't see playing the flute."
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