 | Are you or have you ever been in the Armed Forces?| The NAAFI & PX Discuss Are you or have you ever been in the Armed Forces? in the Military Matters forums; Actually I drink much better beer, but here's some American beer trivia for all you non-Yanks:
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05-12-2005, 08:07 PM
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#391 | | IP/Mech THE GREAT GAZOO
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Country:  | Actually I drink much better beer, but here's some American beer trivia for all you non-Yanks:
Budweiser is generally found at Red Neck barbecues, NASCAR events and Superbowl gatherings. After a few hamburgers and several "buds" a phenomena occurs when the 2 mix in the digestive tract, commonly known as BUTTWISER! 
Another common American beer "Miller Genuine Draft" or MGD is very popular among the Hispanic community. In my brother's Army National Guard unit, it is very common to see a large gathering of young Hispanic men drinking MGD at the end of a hard day. This phenomena is known as "MGD" or "Mexicans Getting Drunk." 
There you have it my friends, some good ole American beer trivia    
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05-12-2005, 08:34 PM
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#392 | | He who does not skim
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Country:  | Bud is now brewed in Canada too. Why? 
We have enough of our own sh*tty brands! 
I don't drink those, of course. Only home-brew and the good local stuff. :-"
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05-13-2005, 04:49 AM
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#393 | | Senior Member
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Country:  | I mainly drink Belgian, Danish or German beer. And some West Yorkshire brew.
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05-13-2005, 09:53 AM
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#394 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Country:  | Whereas I never drink it. I think beer tatses  ing.
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05-13-2005, 10:21 AM
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| I prefer real ales...but I will drink Czech or German lager if it comes to it. Most American beers are awful, especially their attempts to brew the 'real thing'. I like MGD in bottles tho, thats pretty good.
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05-13-2005, 10:25 AM
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#396 | | IP/Mech THE GREAT GAZOO
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Country: | I live in Colorado, there's many Mico Brews here, I find them the best.
Henry Weinharts, Sam Adams are my commercial favs 
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05-13-2005, 12:17 PM
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05-14-2005, 06:55 AM
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#398 | | Minister of Whoopass
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Country: | OK........ Stories???? U want stories??? Where the hell do I start????
THE barfight in Puerto Rico???
The time I blacked out for 2 hours in Denmark???
Getting thrown 25 feet by Iraqi Artillery???
The beachfight in GITMO????
The Goat story in Brussels???
Hmmmm...
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05-14-2005, 07:36 AM
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#399 | | He who does not skim
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05-14-2005, 07:44 AM
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#400 | | "Shooter"
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Country: | Oh boy! Everybody loves a good story. I know Les has some good ones.
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05-14-2005, 07:57 AM
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05-14-2005, 08:56 AM
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#402 | | Minister of Whoopass
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Country: | Ok the goat story......
Me and a few of the guys are on some well needed R&R liberty in Brussels, Belgium, after some workup ops with NATO...... We had been goin hard for the last 4 weeks or so....
We had a few purple beers as we like to call em.. They mix 3-4 different beers from different taps and it looks purple....... One glass = about a six pack of piss-ass Budwieser.....
So we're pretty much in the right state of mind....... Well, here we are walking down this little side road outside of town and low and behold, this blond comes walking down towards us with a goat on a rope......
Now, at this time, that was the LAST thing I expected to see.....
One of the guys, Carl, starts talkin to her, and it turns out that she is a performer.... Through translation, it turns out that she has a small little stage set up at her apartment where she puts on shows for about $1.50 per person......
What does she do in the show??? Carl wont tell us, but he's laughin his ass off... All he says, over and over, is "We have GOT to do this..."
We end up following her for about 5 blocks or so, and come to her apartment... There are 10 chairs set up in front of this little stage made of wood...
And then the show began...
Do I actually have to say what happened???
Lets put it this way.... Its called the GOAT STORY, and it was THE GOAT SHOW... And I never heard a goat have an orgasm before, but I'll never forget that sound.......
Sorta like the same thing that people say who hear a Bigfoot/Sasquatch roar......
I looked for 15 minutes and FOUND a pic of it and her, and scanned it for ur viewing....
****WARNING***** There is NO graphic nudity or beastiality involved in this picture.... Sorry guys......
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05-14-2005, 09:25 AM
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#403 | | He who does not skim
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Country: | Ah, like the Donkey shows in Curacao and Aruba. 
Gross, yet funny as hell at the same time. | |
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05-14-2005, 09:33 AM
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#404 | | IP/Mech THE GREAT GAZOO
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Originally Posted by Nonskimmer Ah, like the Donkey shows in Curacao and Aruba.
Gross, yet funny as hell at the same time. | Don't forget the Okinawa "Banana Show." 
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05-14-2005, 09:35 AM
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#405 | | He who does not skim
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Country: | Never been to Okinawa, but I've seen the banana shows in Amsterdam and Hamburg.
Candles too. Some weird stuff. | |
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