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10-08-2005, 09:14 AM
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#91 | | Facetious Extraordinaire
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Country:  | So you know my wife then lol 
Woman - I couldn't eat a whole one :P
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10-08-2005, 09:16 AM
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#92 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Nor could I ...but I always try to. Way too many have been left out in the Sun too long, I think. Maybe it's just the ones I buy.
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10-08-2005, 09:18 AM
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#93 | | Facetious Extraordinaire
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Country: | You shouldn't buy 'em m8. Just nick 'em from the local corner shop, that way if you're disapointed you haven't lost anything.............apart from your socks that is 
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10-08-2005, 09:19 AM
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#94 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Last time I did that I woke up with my scrotum stapled to my thigh ...and I distinctly remember leaving her outside. Odd...
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10-08-2005, 09:21 AM
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#95 | | Facetious Extraordinaire
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Country: | That's strange because I had my thigh stapled to my scrotum............felt ok actually 
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10-08-2005, 09:26 AM
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Oh wait...being you it was self-inflicted, wasn't it? I have to say ...it was a new experience. Can't say I enjoyed it personally but one man's meat is another man's thigh stapled to their scrotum.
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10-08-2005, 09:29 AM
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#97 | | Facetious Extraordinaire
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Country: | Not really into another mans meat and all those rumours are lies.............well most anyway
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10-08-2005, 09:30 AM
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Country: | That's funny, I was just going to say the same thing.
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10-08-2005, 09:35 AM
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#99 | | Facetious Extraordinaire
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10-08-2005, 09:36 AM
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#100 | | Senior Member
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Country: | And I hate everyone. It seems to me we're complete opposites.
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10-08-2005, 09:38 AM
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#101 | | Facetious Extraordinaire
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10-08-2005, 09:41 AM
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#102 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Awww, I never knew you cared. Thank you. Oh look, you made me blush.
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10-08-2005, 09:42 AM
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#103 | | Facetious Extraordinaire
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10-08-2005, 09:46 AM
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#104 | | Senior Member
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Country: | We all know what happened you left it out too long last time ...you got married!
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10-08-2005, 09:49 AM
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#105 | | Facetious Extraordinaire
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Country: | I know the worse mistake I ever made, apart from that thing where I got 6 months
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