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04-03-2007, 07:03 PM
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RESEARCH SHOWS THAT BREAST GAZING IS GOOD FOR THE HEART
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Although politically incorrect this titillating study may be very good news for men.
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that staring at women’s breasts is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life. The journal reports gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby’s findings that ‘Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.’
Dr. Weatherby and researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany compared the health of 200 male outpatients. The study required half of the men to look at well endowed females every day. The other half were to refrain from this.
After five years of breast watching the study revealed that bosom-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.
Dr. Weatherby reports that sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
The study indicates that staring at breasts for a few minutes each day cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. Surely there has to be a more politically correct way!
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04-03-2007, 08:52 PM
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The message should include the following phrase: "In the best interest of the health of men is that we beg your forebearance and offer apologies for the inconvenience this new rules in place may cause".
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Originally Posted by Henk Oh yes, now I will vissot the beach and get my medicine for my heart. | Make some photos for us...
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