The Cycle of Life - Aircraft of World War II

Allison Johnson · 09-06-2006, 04:18 PM

I think the cycle of life is all backwards.
You should start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
Ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm.
It's got to be better this way - because this getting old sucks!

Anyone think this is a better idea?

Ali

Erich · 09-06-2006, 05:04 PM

NO !

~ personally I don't mind at all being a rowdy, long red haired hippie at 53. I wouldn't go back to Nam if you paid me millions when I was younger and the idiotic days of heavy dope which should tell you folk smokin the dobbie to quit right now .........

besides I'm not going to die anyway, I'll outlive you all

DerAdlerIstGelandet · 09-06-2006, 06:42 PM

I dont know I would love to finish off as an orgasm...

Erich · 09-06-2006, 06:47 PM

you would or you wouldn't ? somehow being divided up into cells does not excite me .......

DerAdlerIstGelandet · 09-06-2006, 07:03 PM

I am saying I would!

It feel great before you vanish!

DerAdlerIstGelandet · 09-06-2006, 07:03 PM

Im kidding!

Erich · 09-06-2006, 07:11 PM

as long as I will not revert to this ........

DerAdlerIstGelandet · 09-06-2006, 07:28 PM

Oh stop being grumpy old man! Did your Viagra supply run out?

Just kidding Erich

Erich · 09-06-2006, 07:47 PM

nope actually it was giving me gas and I was growing a second *****

Allison Johnson · 09-06-2006, 08:36 PM

Look on the bright side. Marriage would end with a larger party with all your relatives wishing you luck and you get a shed load of presents.

Ali

Allison Johnson · 09-06-2006, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erich

as long as I will not revert to this ........

Most of this country under the leadership of Tony Blair are already that.

Ali

Allison Johnson · 09-06-2006, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DerAdlerIstGelandet

I dont know I would love to finish off as an orgasm...

Sounds good to me. Better than gasping your last breath in a hospital bed.

Ali

Allison Johnson · 09-06-2006, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erich

NO !

~ personally I don't mind at all being a rowdy, long red haired hippie at 53. I wouldn't go back to Nam if you paid me millions when I was younger and the idiotic days of heavy dope which should tell you folk smokin the dobbie to quit right now .........

besides I'm not going to die anyway, I'll outlive you all

Just think..... You would go to Nam when it was all the heavy sh*t going down and it would only get better. You would start off smokin heavy dope but your habit would get less and less until your lungs clear right up.

Ali

Allison Johnson · 09-06-2006, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erich

nope actually it was giving me gas and I was growing a second *****

Testicle?

Ali

Allison Johnson · 09-06-2006, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erich

you would or you wouldn't ? somehow being divided up into cells does not excite me .......

Look upon it as a new adventure. You would eventually find out where we all come from.

Ali

09-06-2006, 04:18 PM	#1
Allison Johnson Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Dishforth, North Yorkshire Posts: 54	The Cycle of Life I think the cycle of life is all backwards. You should start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get Ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm. It's got to be better this way - because this getting old sucks! Anyone think this is a better idea? Ali

09-06-2006, 05:04 PM	#2
Erich the old Sage Join Date: May 2004 Location: Platonic Sphere Posts: 10,775	NO ! ~ personally I don't mind at all being a rowdy, long red haired hippie at 53. I wouldn't go back to Nam if you paid me millions when I was younger and the idiotic days of heavy dope which should tell you folk smokin the dobbie to quit right now ......... besides I'm not going to die anyway, I'll outlive you all __________________ Rip it up !

09-06-2006, 06:42 PM	#3
DerAdlerIstGelandet Der Crewchief Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany Posts: 33,152	I dont know I would love to finish off as an orgasm... __________________ fly boy:"isnt that the first jet bomber becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles"[/I]

09-06-2006, 06:47 PM	#4
Erich the old Sage Join Date: May 2004 Location: Platonic Sphere Posts: 10,775	you would or you wouldn't ? somehow being divided up into cells does not excite me ....... __________________ Rip it up !

09-06-2006, 07:03 PM	#5
DerAdlerIstGelandet Der Crewchief Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany Posts: 33,152	I am saying I would! It feel great before you vanish! __________________ fly boy:"isnt that the first jet bomber becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles"[/I]

09-06-2006, 07:03 PM	#6
DerAdlerIstGelandet Der Crewchief Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany Posts: 33,152	Im kidding! __________________ fly boy:"isnt that the first jet bomber becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles"[/I]

09-06-2006, 07:28 PM	#8
DerAdlerIstGelandet Der Crewchief Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany Posts: 33,152	Oh stop being grumpy old man! Did your Viagra supply run out? Just kidding Erich __________________ fly boy:"isnt that the first jet bomber becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles"[/I]

09-06-2006, 07:47 PM	#9
Erich the old Sage Join Date: May 2004 Location: Platonic Sphere Posts: 10,775	nope actually it was giving me gas and I was growing a second ***** __________________ Rip it up !

09-06-2006, 08:36 PM	#10
Allison Johnson Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Dishforth, North Yorkshire Posts: 54	Look on the bright side. Marriage would end with a larger party with all your relatives wishing you luck and you get a shed load of presents. Ali

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