OFF-Topic / Misc.Discuss Erich the old sage in the Current forums; no kidding friend, have been kidding a couple friends who came over today shaking their heads asking me how on ...
no kidding friend, have been kidding a couple friends who came over today shaking their heads asking me how on the earth am I still upright and not dead in a ditch, or why I still have a right hand, that still even puzzles me and gives me such a nauseating feeling when the silly thing went into the spokes
thanks cc for spreading the word and to drgdog for the phone call this morn too.
right now I feel like a cow is sitting on top of me, the drugs must be wearing off .......cracked ring finger, and that ain't bad since it should not even be attached to my hand
__________________ shhhh ........ es ist ein Geheimnis
Been their a few times myself(after the 1st time the first thought that always goes through my head is "SH1T not again". The 2nd is "I hope the bikes alright?".
Liam
__________________ Lord Flasheart: [about planes] Always treat your kite like you treat your woman.
Lieutenant George: How do you mean, sir? Do you mean, take her home at the week-end to meet your mother?
Lord Flasheart: No! I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!
Captain Blackadder: I'm beginning to see why the suffragette movement are wanting the vote.
Lord Flasheart: Hey, hey! Any girl who wants to chain herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote!
funny Dan you said have the mrs sew me up, well she just about did last night with needle and thread, telling me with a sexy smirk "hey babe' I can do anything", and ya know she would of, if I wouldn't have hobbled off into anther room. also when everyone was trying to treat my injuries I nearly pushed everyone off....leave me the h*** alone and leave me in peace I'm ok.
weird how things sometimes happen and a persons reactions. right now I'm so doped up I couldn't give a rats ............
I'll be good guys and stay off the two wheels, maybe ....... for a week
Liam as I was holding my bleeding hand and the blood was going everywhere I asked exactly that " hows my bike? " friends looked at me like I was insane ..............ah but I am !
thanks friends
__________________ shhhh ........ es ist ein Geheimnis
**On bended knee** I accept ! (does the honorarium come with a villa ?)
Charles
SO IT HAS BEEN RECORDED AND SO IT HAS BEEN APPROVED.
BY THE POWERS OF ALL THAT IS HOLIER THAN THOU.
YOU MR CHARLES ON SERVICE TO YOUR MATE ERICH ARE NOW AND FOREVER MORE MADE AN HONOURAY AUSSIE.
HANDS CHARLES THE OFFICIAL SYMBOLS OF OFFICE AS AN HONOURAY AUSSIE IN AN OLD BOX. BECAUSE THERE IS A FAIR BIT OF IT MATE
1) JAR OF VEGEMITE
2) BRONZING CREAM FOR BEING AN HONOURARY AUSSIE
3) VITAMIN E CREAM HELPS WITH THE SUNBURN
4) A SLAB OF THE FINEST BEER (CARTON OF BEER)
5) A BROAD BRIM HAT WITH THE CORKS ON STRINGS
6) OFFICIAL SPATULA FOR THE BBQ
7) A VILE OF SURFERS PARADISE SAND TO SPREAD BETWEEN THE PINKIES ONE PAIR OF THONGS (PILMSOLS) FOR HIS FEET
9) A CAN OF AEROGARD TO KEEP THE FLIES AWAY. SPRAY LIBERALLY CHARLES
10) PHOTOS OF FALCONS AND COMMODORES V8 MOTOR VEHICLES
11) KEYS OF OFFICE TO THE NEAREST DUNNY (TOILET)
12) 14 BOXES OF MEAT PIES SAUSAGE ROLLS AND THE ALL IMPORTANT BATTER SAV ( FOR GOD SAKE DON'T ASK WHATS IN THEM YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW CHARLES)
13) ONE PACKET OF ANTI ACID TABLETS FOR THE ABOVE FOOD STUFF. (IT WILL REPEAT ON YOU MATE)
14) ONE PAIR OF STUBBY SHORTS AND A TORN T SHIRT FOR EXCURSIONS TO EITHER THE PUB OR FISHING LOCALE TO BE KEPT SECRET FROM THE LESSER MORTALS AND THE MISSUS. ( FOR EXAMPLE POMS BEING THOSE LESSER MORTALS)
15) BOOKS ON SUCH SPORTING EVENTS CRICKET RUGBY LEAGUE RUGBY UNION AUSTRALIAN RULES FOOTBALL AND HOW TO SHIAKE THE SHIELAS
16) RECENT COPIES OF AUSSIE ENGLISH BY JOHN PATRICK O'GRADY
17) A COPY OF THERE A WEIRD MOB BY JOHN PATRICK O'GRADY
1 A PIECE OF NED KELLY'S LAST SANGA (SANDWICH) BEFORE THEY HANGED THE SOD IN MELBOURE JAIL
19) RECORDING OF I STILL CALL AUSTRALIA HOME
20) AND A RE-ADVISED SENSE OF HUMOUR TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF LESSER MORTALS LIKE THE POMS (ENGLISH)
AND FINALLY CHARLES IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE KEYS FOR THAT VILLA IN THAT BOX OF GOODIES I HAVE JUST GAVE YOU. BLOODY GOOD LUCK MATE. YOU WILL HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH CHANCE OF FINDING THOSE VILLA KEYS AS I WOULD BE IN BEING ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
And you think you have it bad Erich. Mr Charles has just been officially made an Honouray Aussie. You will have to treat him with the reverance he deserves mate hahaha
SO IT HAS BEEN RECORDED AND SO IT HAS BEEN APPROVED.
BY THE POWERS OF ALL THAT IS HOLIER THAN THOU.
YOU MR CHARLES ON SERVICE TO YOUR MATE ERICH ARE NOW AND FOREVER MORE MADE AN HONOURAY AUSSIE.
HANDS CHARLES THE OFFICIAL SYMBOLS OF OFFICE AS AN HONOURAY AUSSIE IN AN OLD BOX. BECAUSE THERE IS A FAIR BIT OF IT MATE
1) JAR OF VEGEMITE
2) BRONZING CREAM FOR BEING AN HONOURARY AUSSIE
3) VITAMIN E CREAM HELPS WITH THE SUNBURN
4) A SLAB OF THE FINEST BEER (CARTON OF BEER)
5) A BROAD BRIM HAT WITH THE CORKS ON STRINGS
6) OFFICIAL SPATULA FOR THE BBQ
7) A VILE OF SURFERS PARADISE SAND TO SPREAD BETWEEN THE PINKIES ONE PAIR OF THONGS (PILMSOLS) FOR HIS FEET
9) A CAN OF AEROGARD TO KEEP THE FLIES AWAY. SPRAY LIBERALLY CHARLES
10) PHOTOS OF FALCONS AND COMMODORES V8 MOTOR VEHICLES
11) KEYS OF OFFICE TO THE NEAREST DUNNY (TOILET)
12) 14 BOXES OF MEAT PIES SAUSAGE ROLLS AND THE ALL IMPORTANT BATTER SAV ( FOR GOD SAKE DON'T ASK WHATS IN THEM YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW CHARLES)
13) ONE PACKET OF ANTI ACID TABLETS FOR THE ABOVE FOOD STUFF. (IT WILL REPEAT ON YOU MATE)
14) ONE PAIR OF STUBBY SHORTS AND A TORN T SHIRT FOR EXCURSIONS TO EITHER THE PUB OR FISHING LOCALE TO BE KEPT SECRET FROM THE LESSER MORTALS AND THE MISSUS. ( FOR EXAMPLE POMS BEING THOSE LESSER MORTALS)
15) BOOKS ON SUCH SPORTING EVENTS CRICKET RUGBY LEAGUE RUGBY UNION AUSTRALIAN RULES FOOTBALL AND HOW TO SHIAKE THE SHIELAS
16) RECENT COPIES OF AUSSIE ENGLISH BY JOHN PATRICK O'GRADY
17) A COPY OF THERE A WEIRD MOB BY JOHN PATRICK O'GRADY
1 A PIECE OF NED KELLY'S LAST SANGA (SANDWICH) BEFORE THEY HANGED THE SOD IN MELBOURE JAIL
19) RECORDING OF I STILL CALL AUSTRALIA HOME
20) AND A RE-ADVISED SENSE OF HUMOUR TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF LESSER MORTALS LIKE THE POMS (ENGLISH)
AND FINALLY CHARLES IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE KEYS FOR THAT VILLA IN THAT BOX OF GOODIES I HAVE JUST GAVE YOU. BLOODY GOOD LUCK MATE. YOU WILL HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH CHANCE OF FINDING THOSE VILLA KEYS AS I WOULD BE IN BEING ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Top Stuff Emac!! Well Done...That seals it then Charles!
Eric, mate! hope you are on the 'road' to a speedy recovery, Get well quick mate and take care!!
I can flat out agree with that! See over here we have the U.S version of the breaking news thread, what you guys see is the edited version Charles knows whats up hes happy to appease you guys but hes still a swab at heart
__________________ Dont shoot him...... It will just make him angry.
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