i dunno how many of you guys get those crappy chain letters, all started in 1860 by a man with no arms and no legs? that say if you don't send this to 100 people in 10 seconds you'll die and have a bad love life? i got this one not long back and it's the worst i;ve ever got, why the hell do people send this **** out? do they really think it's funny? or even worse, true

and of course it has the dreadded curse of the forwarded email, the >> at the start of every line........
"DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY
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>>most people aren't sure of what they realy want in
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>>Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
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>>Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one
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>>of those kinda chain
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>>letters that everyone hates. This one has been going
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>>First Example:
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>>Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
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>>the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl
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>>since 3rd grade. The
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>>since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage
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>>aunt! He was goin' wild!
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>>the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they
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>>Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd
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>>Barbra but thats
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>>only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur
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>>that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or
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>>leave it. If you send
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>>1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
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>>life.....forever!!!!!
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>>10 people- your crush will say they like you as
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>>friend......ONLY!!!!!
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>>15 people- your crush will say they like you
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>>20 people- your crush will ask you out!
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>>25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
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>>30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
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>>35 people or more- All of the above!!
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>>Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have
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>>friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's
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>>chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's
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>>the catch.....you only
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>>pass this to everyone u
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don't worry, i didn't send it on, i get tons like that but that was was full of more **** than the rest, so go on, what rubbish do you get sent to you?