| This is funny
January 1 2009
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT
Hillary Clinton Was sworn in today as President.
She has disposed of Bill and is spending her
first night alone in the White House.
She has waited several years for this.
FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly!
The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,
"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh!" Says Hillary, "I really don't want to do that."
THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,
"Go to the theater."
__________________
"I was born in '49
A cold war kid in McCarthy time
Stop 'em at the 38th Parallel
Blast those yellow reds to hell
And cold war kids were hard to kill
Under their desk in an air raid drill
Haven't they heard we won the war
What do they keep on fighting for?" | 
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