Get Lucky!

Wayne Little · 08-29-2008, 09:04 AM

Great stuff Man!!

Lucky13 · 08-29-2008, 09:14 AM

Outstanding buddy!

wilbur1 · 08-29-2008, 10:54 AM

Way to go NJ !!!!!!! bravo

Njaco · 08-29-2008, 10:54 AM

BBC 61 is proud to announce that "Get Lucky: Revenge of the Perp" will be closed captioned for the Scandinavian Impaired! We bring this to our viewing audience as another fine service of BBC 61. Stay tuned for other great services and a chance to win a year's supply of sheep dip.

Due to an employee confrontation, the Closed Captioning portion of "Get Lucky" has been delayed. We apologize for those sitting in the dark unable to see or read "Get Lucky" or order a nice pizza from down the street. Not our fault. Really. The problem has been resolved and we now bring those of the handicapped viewing public the previous episodes in subtitles!

Sam är funktionsduglig. Sam borras. Han går till kontoret. Fynd boxas. Stansar portvakt. Han är lycklig. Sam har en gäst. Han gillar inte honom. Detta jobb är dumt. Gästen kan inte sjunga.

Lucky13 · 08-29-2008, 05:22 PM

Bl**dy h*ll!

Aaron Brooks Wolters · 08-29-2008, 07:36 PM

Screaming Eagle · 08-29-2008, 10:52 PM

nice!

Njaco · 08-29-2008, 11:05 PM

The Domeless Wonderboy stood in the doorway with a vacant look on his puss. Slowly his hand moved forward and stretched, palm up towards me. He needed to shave between his fingers.
"What?" I asked, my hand ready on the doorknob.
"A tip?" he let it slip from his lips like a hiss.
"Oh," I said, thinking for a second, "Never take a blind date to a silent film." and quickly slammed the door on his road accident of a face.

What was going on? Who would send a Hate-O-Gram? Was it the same person who sent the package? Was I adopted? Just as these thoughts were barreling through my head, another knock came on my door. What was I, a freakin' turnstile for the Chunnel? Opening the door I found two men dressed in pink overalls, lugging a large cardboard box. One had a face the texture of cottage cheese and was smoking a wet cigar that clouded the hallway and the other had a clipboard with a pen dangling from it. The smell of cigar-leadened sweat almost knocked me to my knees. The one with the clipboard spoke.
"You Slade?"
"Who wants to know?" I shot back, starting to get aggitated with all this traffic at my door. And it was time for 'People's Court' to come on cable.
"We got your 'special delivery'. Here, sign this." he said, giving me the clipboard and then he actually winked at me, the flamer. I took the clipboard and looked at the invoice.
"A what???" I stammered.
Tobacco man spoke up.
"This is your new Dream Love Chair. The Dream Love Chair gives you and your partner a complete new dimension to sex. The Chair makes a wide variety of positions possible. But the really unique feature of the DLC are the adjustable natural movements of the seats. It means that you and your partner will have more energy to enjoy it. It also means that the DLC is very well suited for people with a physical disability, overweight or a poor condition. In short, the Dream Love Chair gives a whole new range of challenges to sex." he said, obviously bored.
"A WHAT???" I sputtered, again, "I didn't order this!"
"Isn't that your name and address on the invoice?" asked Liberace. The wheel was spinning, but the hamster was dead.
"Yeah, but I never ordered this!" I yelled again.
"Umm, of course you didn't." he winked again, "We'll just leave this here and quietly walk away, right chum?" With that, the two of them dropped the box with a thump in the doorway and walked away down the stairs. One of them started whistling and staring at the walls as he walked as the other pulled out a spray paint can and tagged the other wall.
"Hey!" I yelled after them, "You can't leave this here!!"
"No worries, gov'nor!" was the only reply as they disappeared down the stairwell. From the bottom of the stairs I could hear one of the dopes yell. "Go, go,go!!!!" and then Phil asking, "Who is it?"

It was while I was contemplating what to do with the boxed love chair when a female voice from the other side of the package asked,
"Are you Sam?"

Sam är ....., Detta är dumt. Hey önska att gå på semester? Vi kan besöka Vasaen. Vasaen byggdes som stoltheten av den svenska marinen. Embarrassingly det som sjunkas på dess jungfru- resa i 1628 i Stockholm.

Lucky13 · 08-30-2008, 02:05 AM

(standing ovations)

Wayne Little · 08-30-2008, 05:39 AM

wilbur1 · 08-30-2008, 10:21 AM

I was waiting to see if he was somehow going to use gloryholes in there

great work NJ

Screaming Eagle · 08-31-2008, 04:50 AM

Njaco · 08-31-2008, 02:59 PM

If It's Lucky.....Its Over!!

Don't scrap your PS2 just yet! This new action/RPG from developer SoiledPants is an experience you won't forget. "Get Lucky" hooks you immediately with its striking visuals, beer coupons and lackluster storytelling, but the battle mechanics and clever systems will have you playing until all of the pieces of this compelling tale fall into place. Never has a game bombed so successfully. Control systems include Smell-O-Vision and a catalog of over 15,000 burp sounds. If Tim Burton and the creators of Barney the Dinosaur ever got together to create a Golden Girls inspired board game, it would probably look like this. "Get Lucky", based on the BBC 61 show, really bridges the gap between being a medical simulation style game with real sheep and a full on interactive adventure title. Practice your typing now by writing to Parker Brothers to demand a recall!

Wi n0t trei a h0liday in Sweden thi yer?

Lucky13 · 08-31-2008, 06:32 PM

Crikey!