OFF-Topic / Misc.Discuss Get Lucky! in the Current forums; It was getting dark and I knew I wouldn't get anywhere during the evening. Pulling into the first roadside ...
It was getting dark and I knew I wouldn't get anywhere during the evening. Pulling into the first roadside motel I saw, I swung into the lot.
The place had seen better days, what with all the pink plastic flamingoes on the lawn and a dusty sign that read "The Bruce slept here!". I paid my fare to the toothless wonder behind the counter and with a crusty wink she showed me to my room. The room reminded me of the opening scene of "Apocalypse Now", with a fan so low it was keeping the grass cut on the bed. I left the lights off and finally settled in among the bugs.
After about an hour I felt someone touching my feet. The room was as dark as a liberal's personality when a sultry voice called out.
"How ya doing, honey?"
"Who are you?" I answered, wondering if I should look for a weapon. A slight odor of "Irish Spring" with a hint of Arthur Treacher's blew across my face.
"I'm room service."
Interesting.
"Why don't you put on the light?"
"I work better in the dark." she said and I could just make out a shadow moving to the end of the bed.
"I know what you mean," I said, "Why don't you take........OOMMMPPFFFFF!!!!!!"
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So that's how a car feels when it gets crushed....
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ok...wait one dagburned minute. #1) Where did you get that pict of me and Les from our wedding night..?? #2) NOW where is Matt?? By the waterfall?? and he's the short one???
AND Monty Python called..they want their sketch back. >:P
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OH NO Charles..I'm the hairy-legged one on the bottom! LMAO!
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Reason: help!..can somebody get this thing off me!! throw a candy bar in the corner or something! OMG! I gotta pee!!!!
I broke out of the room and into the parking lot, grasping great gulps of air. God, that was a horror! I thought I would never survive! I'm gonna have to send a thank you letter to McDonald's for sending that delivery truck past the window. Tons of Fun was out the door quicker than a New York minute! My chest was hurting and I had the name "Broyhill" tattooed on my back backwards. Stumbling towards the lobby I wondered if she had her own area code. As I checked out, something on the magazine rack next to the desk caught my eye. It was a magazine (duh!) and as I flipped through it something grabbed me by the short hairs. My next stop! I slapped a few bills down for the room and the mag and raced to my car. Now I knew where I could get Lucky!
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*spits tea on the computer screen* LMFAO! You missed the "Glasgow by night" or is that the the next "special issue"?
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"I´m going back to the front to relax"
"THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT"
"Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!"
"When you're out of F-8's... You're out of fighters!"
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"I´m going back to the front to relax"
"THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT"
"Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!"
"When you're out of F-8's... You're out of fighters!"
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