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04-06-2008, 10:42 PM
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#106 | | aka Dickcheese
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04-07-2008, 06:51 AM
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#107 | | Senior Member
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Country:  | Good stuff....good stuff!!
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"I´m going back to the front to relax"
"THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT"
"Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!"
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04-07-2008, 09:01 AM
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#108 | | Older Than Dirt
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Country: | I'm glued to the computer... can't eat, can't sleep.... Hurry with the next
episode... !
Charles
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04-07-2008, 10:19 AM
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#109 | | Senior Member
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Country: | When do we get to the saucy stuff...??
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JAN
"I´m going back to the front to relax"
"THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT"
"Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!"
"When you're out of F-8's... You're out of fighters!" | |
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04-07-2008, 11:06 AM
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#110 | | Older Than Dirt
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia
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Country: | You don't mean..... Is our hero going to get "lucky" or get "Lucky" ?
There IS a difference....
Charles
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04-07-2008, 11:15 AM
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#111 | | Senior Member
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JAN
"I´m going back to the front to relax"
"THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT"
"Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!"
"When you're out of F-8's... You're out of fighters!" | |
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04-08-2008, 03:37 AM
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#112 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Country:  | As the girls back home used to say - 'Virginity is like a balloon. One prick and it's all gone...'
Keep it coming (cumming?), Chris!  | |
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04-08-2008, 10:44 AM
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#113 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Jersey, United States
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Country: | "Is it safe?"
The words were rough and measured and my eyes started to focus to the room. It was dark except for a single lamp with a low-watt dirty bulb for light. I was semi-sitting in what I took to be a lounge chair with my wrists taped down to the arms of the chair. My head was pounding somewhere between my ears and I still had to take a piss.
"Is it safe?" the voice asked again and just now I could make out a figure standing behind the lamp. I couldn't see his face but his hands reached down to a small metal table next to the lamp. There appeared to be kitchen utensils on top of the table.
"Is it safe?"
His voice had an echo which, although I couldn't see the rest of the room, gave me an indication of its size. It was big.
"Is it safe?" he asked again.
"You've got to get a bigger vocabulary." I replied, my head pounding with every word.
"Is it safe?" he said again.
"Is what safe? Who are you and where the hell am I?" I wriggled the tape holding my wrists and found I had some room to work my way out of them.
"Is it safe?" he asked, yet again like a stuck phonograph and tried to move from behind the lamp. Tried, because as he did, he tripped on something on the floor and I thought he was gonna do a Dick Van Dyke. I still couldn't see his face but I could see he held a syringe in his left hand, filled with a blue liquid. Great, I thought, somebody wants to play doctor and I'm the patient.
"Is it safe?" he said as he still moved around the chair, always keeping his face out of the light but he kept tripping as he walked. It was apparent his slinky doesn't go all the way down the stairs.
"Hey, Dr. Menegele, wanna tell me whats this all about?" I said, still working my wrist tapes.
"You are Number 6." he replied in a change of topic. Well that about answered everything, I thought. I didn't know what his problem was but I'd bet it was hard to pronounce.
And thats when it happened.
The tape on my wrists suddenly broke and my arms popped up from the force I exerted. This move must have surprised him as he tripped once again but this time fell backwards. As he did, the lamp wobbled and then followed the good doctor to the floor, both crashing with a sound that continued to echo in the room for a few seconds. A muffled groan and then all was silent. Except for my bladder which I swear must have been lodgeing a complaint to my body. Now everything was dark and I slowly got up from the chair. I could feel with my feet that Mr. Safe was out cold on the floor. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." I said and gave a swift kick.
I slowly made my way across the room, arms out in front of me, trying to reach a wall or something. It was darker than a day in Sweden and I was hoping to get out soon and relieve myself. After a few feet I couldn't hold it anymore. Not knowing what was around me, I decided to go right there. Opening my fly, I soon was.......
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04-08-2008, 12:50 PM
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04-08-2008, 01:25 PM
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#115 | | Older Than Dirt
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Country: | I know the feeling..... I peed on an electric cattle fence, once..... and only
once. My go-nads hurt for a week.......
Charles
__________________ I can only please one person per day.
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04-08-2008, 02:32 PM
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#116 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: my azz is in Mississippi, but, I am a true Texan.
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Country: | nuh-UH!! @ Charles....really???
and as a side note...reading this thread at work= BAD. ESPECIALLY after taking a big gulp o'coffee.
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04-08-2008, 08:59 PM
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#117 | | aka Dickcheese
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Marines don't have that problem."
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04-08-2008, 10:03 PM
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#118 | | "Shooter"
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Originally Posted by ccheese  I know the feeling..... I peed on an electric cattle fence, once..... and only
once. My go-nads hurt for a week.......
Charles | Yep, that hurts like hell! I did it many years ago, and it won't happen again!
And for the record, Becca, it's always best to take a drink of any fluid and swallow it before opening a thread. I have wasted a couple of keyboards here.
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04-09-2008, 07:47 AM
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#119 | | Senior Member
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Country: | "...And the question on everyone's lips - ...well, Charles' anyway... -Will our hero get 'Lucky' ? Or will he 'get lucky' ? Will our hero get bounced by that big beheameth and get very 'UN-lucky' ? Possibly our hero will 'get lucky' and get 'Lucky', or maybe he'll 'get Lucky' and get 'Lucky' then 'get lucky' with 'Lucky', or - ***CUT!!!!!*** 
(THE ADVERTISERS WOULD LIKE TO DISCLAIM ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ABOVE ANNOUNCEMENT - OUR POOR ANNOUNCER JUST HAS THESE LITTLE FITS NOW AND AGAIN, EVER SINCE HE TRIED TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND AND WATCH AN ENTIRE EPISODE OF 'WALKER, TEXAS RANGER'. THE DAMAGE IS, ALAS, IRREPAIRABLE) | |
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