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03-30-2008, 09:36 AM
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| The Pop-Tart Whisperer   Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Jersey, United States
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| Get Lucky! It was a dark and stormy night but thats how it is during the daytime in Scotland when your in an Old Milwauakee haze. My name is Slade, Sam Slade, and I'm a Private Eye. Only line of work since the government cut back at the Mayonaise Lid factory. Now I just tool around Steornabhagh or however you pronounce it ( better than being in Cumnock or those places in Wales - how the hell do you say Blaenau Ffestiniog?) I was relaxing in my office and had decided to put some music on - something to forget her by. I had just placed my favorite album on the turntable when a knock came on the door.
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03-30-2008, 09:37 AM
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| The Pop-Tart Whisperer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Jersey, United States
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| Two knocks, followed by several more. Then they came in. What knockers! It had just started to rain and I was thinking what these girls needed were to take a walk without an umbrella. I immediately forgot about whats-her-name. The two blondes just stood there - it looked like they were trying to remember how to breathe. I spoke up. "Can I help you?" The one with the rack..er...hat spoke, "Are you Sam Slade?" "Who wants to know?" I shot back, trying to see the waterfall. I could tell they weren't from around here. Her accent reminded me of the time I spent in that dusty bar in Landskrona and her breath smelled of Kalles caviar. "We want to get Lucky." (more to follow!)
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03-30-2008, 10:59 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A Swede living in Glasgow, Scotland
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| This will be interesting.....
__________________  JAN "Felicis Tredecim" "I´m going back to the front to relax" "THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT" "Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!" "When you're out of F-8's... You're out of fighters!"  |
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03-30-2008, 11:02 AM
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| Older Than Dirt   Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia
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03-30-2008, 11:08 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A Swede living in Glasgow, Scotland
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__________________ JAN "Felicis Tredecim" "I´m going back to the front to relax" "THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT" "Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!" "When you're out of F-8's... You're out of fighters!" |
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03-30-2008, 10:12 PM
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| The Pop-Tart Whisperer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Jersey, United States
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| The comment about knocked me off my Lazyboy! I tried to do my best Sean Connery impression and looked them as close as I could in the eye. "What do you mean?" The shorter one spoke. "We want you to find our brother. We thinks he is in trouble!" A case! Just my luck. I asked them what happened to him and they explained the story. They were from Sweden ( I could tell by the blonde hair and the way the cold affected them in those t-shirts) and one day their brother Lucky saw a TV show called "The Tales of Para Handy" and shouted "Thats the place!!" , grabbed a bag of pyttipanna and an ika i rutan DVD and they hadn't seen him since. I wanted background and where did they think he was. They said the UK and that was why they were here, talking to me. I didn't understand the logic but who cares! I asked them for some pics or something and all they had was a polaroid of him and a letter they received that was sent to their brother. It explained why they thought he was here in the UK. From what it told me, it was classic Lucky.
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03-31-2008, 04:11 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Adelaide Sth. Aust.
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03-31-2008, 06:05 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queensland, Australia
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03-31-2008, 06:51 AM
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03-31-2008, 09:45 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dallas, Tx
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| Njaco, please enter Mondays edition of "Get Lucky". We have to know whats going on!!!!!!
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03-31-2008, 09:51 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A Swede living in Glasgow, Scotland
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| I feel the love guys.....
__________________ JAN "Felicis Tredecim" "I´m going back to the front to relax" "THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT" "Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!" "When you're out of F-8's... You're out of fighters!" |
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03-31-2008, 10:02 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Dec 2007
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| Waiting for chapter 4...!  |
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03-31-2008, 11:33 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A Swede living in Glasgow, Scotland
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__________________ JAN "Felicis Tredecim" "I´m going back to the front to relax" "THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT" "Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!" "When you're out of F-8's... You're out of fighters!" |
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03-31-2008, 05:16 PM
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| aka Dickcheese  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Washington State
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| Which one was the shorter one again??
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03-31-2008, 09:53 PM
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| The Pop-Tart Whisperer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Jersey, United States
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| The one by the waterfall.
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