 | Gripe & Whinge| OFF-Topic / Misc. Discuss Gripe & Whinge in the Current forums; Nice!
But what both of you don't realise is that I got there first... |
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05-27-2005, 07:35 AM
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#61 | | Senior Member
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But what both of you don't realise is that I got there first 
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05-27-2005, 09:07 AM
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#62 | | "Shooter"
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Country: | Here's one, especially for people here in the states. Guys that have those big pick-ups with the lift kits that put them WAY up in the air. You get behnd them in a parking lot and they slow way down to go over speed bumps!
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05-27-2005, 10:33 AM
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Country: | Its not a big whinge but a Harrier just buzzed my house and rattled all me windows he's doing approach circuits ready for the air show on Sunday.
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05-27-2005, 11:42 AM
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#64 | | "Shooter"
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Country: | Jet noise, the sound of freedom. 
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05-27-2005, 11:59 AM
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#65 | | IP/Mech THE GREAT GAZOO
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Country: | OK - you reminded me!
PEOPLE WHO MOVE NEXT TO AN AIRPORT THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT THE NOISE! 
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05-27-2005, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by evangilder Jet noise, the sound of freedom.  | And the smell of paraffin 
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05-27-2005, 12:20 PM
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#67 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Country: | Paraffin...THATS a nice smell! 
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05-27-2005, 12:43 PM
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Country: | I bet you like glue as well Cheesy although I must admit thats something not to be sniffed at ( did I just say that  )
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05-27-2005, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Medvedya Political Correctness - the best one I've heard recently was 'Differently Abled'
Hmm, If personally I was in a wheelchair and someone described me as 'Differently Abled' I'd run over their foot! |
The fapping "Garden Bunny" and "The Ten Suggestions"!  |
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05-27-2005, 08:43 PM
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05-27-2005, 08:52 PM
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Country: | When the guy next door gets stoned with his mates and puts music on really loud at 2 in the morning....like now
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05-27-2005, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by BombTaxi What are they?  | "Politically Correct" versions of The Ten Commandments and the Easter Bunny for atheists.
If you don't believe in a religion and its workings, don't steal its parts and rename them. |
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05-27-2005, 10:10 PM
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#73 | | He who does not skim
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Country: | Oh come on now! You have got to be kidding! The "Ten Suggestions"?!
You're right on the money, GRG! What a crock o' ****!  |
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05-28-2005, 04:33 AM
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#74 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Country: | What are they?  Have they fettled the "Suggestions" as well? 
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05-28-2005, 07:30 AM
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#75 | | He who does not skim
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Country: | I can just see it:
1) Thou art strongly recommended not to kill.
2) Thee really shouldn't steal.
3) We think it highly inadvisable that thou should covet thy neighbour's wife...  |
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