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05-28-2005, 10:53 AM
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#76 | | Master of Ewes
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05-28-2005, 02:04 PM
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#77 | | Forum Politruk
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Country:  | Gotta have a whine about what happened today - I do this little Saturday job at our local dry-cleaners. Guy comes in with this coat, complaining that we put marks on it. Calls me and the female assistant I was with cnuts, and robbers, and keeps repeating the words 'piece of crap'. Boy, I was itching to wrap the pole we use to hook garments off the rails round his ugly balding head.
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but talk like that, especially towards girls, is totally out of line, whatever has happened.
I'm glad to say though, we just asked him to sign the receipt and that we would get the manager to sort it all out, which he did, although adding 'piece of crap' underneath as well - just in case we missed noticing what a complete arseloch he was.
Far as I'm concerned, if I'm running the shop and he comes in again, he's fecking barred. | |
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05-28-2005, 02:22 PM
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#78 | | Senior Member
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Country:  | No What should do Med is find one of those furry caterpillars and let it crawl around the collar even if it is analyzed it will only show spores and nothing to do with a dry cleaners my mate had one of those creatures do it on his coat and the spores got on his neck he looked like Jabber the Hut the next day.
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05-28-2005, 03:30 PM
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#79 | | Forum Politruk
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Country: | Nice idea! He he - Originally, I thought that, as we have all his address details, to sign him up for every single mail marketing thing we could find. He goes off on holiday, and when he comes back, he can't open the door due to the massive piles of junk mail that have collected on the doormat! | |
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05-28-2005, 04:20 PM
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#80 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Do it Med. Go on, take him too the cleaners (sorry  )
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05-28-2005, 07:33 PM
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#81 | | "Shooter"
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Country:  | I still like the old juvenile prank with the dog crap. Gather up some dog poo in a paper bag, set it on fire on his porch. Let it get going a bit and ring the doorbell and get out of there. His instinct will be to stomp out the fire. heheh Works every time. 
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05-28-2005, 08:21 PM
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#82 | | He who does not skim
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Country:  | Better yet, fill the bag with your own poo for that added personal touch.  | |
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05-28-2005, 10:01 PM
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#83 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Someone on our corridor kept nicking stuff out of our fridge so one guy bought a pot of olives, removed the oil and replaced it if several bodily fluids- it was gone the next day!
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05-29-2005, 01:30 AM
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#84 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Had that at work Mossie so one guy voulnteered to do a teenage thing in the toilet while another had a heavy chest cold then we mentioned it in passing in the mess room we found the culprit but he wasnt in a talking mood for some reason (and fairly green). 
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05-29-2005, 10:06 AM
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#85 | | Senior Member
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Country: | We still haven't found out who it was!
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05-29-2005, 10:56 AM
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#86 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Country:  | Ive always thought putting laxative in a muffin and getting someone to eat it without them knowing was a good one 
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05-30-2005, 03:08 PM
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#87 | | Master of Ewes
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Country: | yes, and could you imagine if you didn't tell them 'till a few hours later, and got that person's class to tell them??
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05-30-2005, 03:10 PM
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#88 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Country: | Damn that would be so hilarious 
Ive also thought that throwing a cone in the air and being shot by friendly fire on accident would be pretty funny too
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05-30-2005, 03:11 PM
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#89 | | Master of Ewes
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Country: | yes but it would be understandable if the person throwing the cone didn't think the person shooting would actually shoot.......
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05-30-2005, 03:13 PM
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#90 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Country: | Only a complete idiot would think that if it was Martyn shooting though...
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