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Old 10-28-2008, 11:42 PM   #1
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gross, funny, or WTF food stories.

Okay, I'm going to expand on the 'Coprophagia down under' thread. Anybody can show any kind of story relating to food. Whether it is funny, digusting, or leave you scratching your head thinking 'WTF', it can go down here.

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During my senior year, a friend of mine was telling me about working at the local Mcdonalds. I found out that one of the employees working on the grill would spit on the orders of people he didn't like. It was probaly half the town considering the guy was a f##king nut.
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Old 10-28-2008, 11:51 PM   #2
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:09 AM   #3
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Yeah, that's why I avoid Mcdonalds.

Good news was, he got fired after working for a week. The numbnuts got caught stealing food by his boss.
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Old 10-29-2008, 03:11 AM   #4
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Old 10-29-2008, 09:44 AM   #5
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I knew a friend (?) who worked at McDs who used to play hockey in the back room with the frozen hamburger patties.

I once went to a Pizza place at a mall, one where the grill is just past the counter, so you can see them cooking. I ordered a cheessteak or something and as the guy is cooking it, he swats and kills a fly with the spatula in his hand and then continues cooking. I got up and left.

One other thing: My department used to be part of the Health Department. They would do inspections on eating establishments. Some stories are true - like Chinese restaurants and stray cats.
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Old 10-29-2008, 11:20 AM   #6
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Oh how so, I heard a rumor that the same kid failed his driving test 6-8 times, he's probaly going nowhere in life right now.
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Say Njaco, is it just cats, or dogs too?
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i used to work in hotel that had a kitchen assistant who never washed or at least smelled like they never did, and the hotel owner used to call down for a sandwich just as us chefs were leaving every day, but would say not to let the kitchen assistant make it (it was their job to make sandwiches).
well one day a guy i worked with got pissed at this so he used his erect penis to butter the bread then made the boss his sandwich with it
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i used to work in hotel that had a kitchen assistant who never washed or at least smelled like they never did, and the hotel owner used to call down for a sandwich just as us chefs were leaving every day, but would say not to let the kitchen assistant make it (it was their job to make sandwiches).
well one day a guy i worked with got pissed at this so he used his erect penis to butter the bread then made the boss his sandwich with it












That probably tops everything.

And Zaitzev, it's dogs too. They found 3 frozen dogs at a chinese food place here once.
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Wow, think I'll order pizza tonight.
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well one day a guy i worked with got pissed at this so he used his erect penis to butter the bread then made the boss his sandwich with it
Rochie, I was fine all they up to "erect". That put me over the top.
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Why did he have an erection making a sandwich? WEIRDO!!!!!!!!
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Why did he have an erection making a sandwich? WEIRDO!!!!!!!!
Who knows, maybe the BLT excited him.
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Why did he have an erection making a sandwich? WEIRDO!!!!!!!!
he thought nice thoughts to get one thorlifter so he could do the deed, but you are right he was a weirdo
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Why did he have an erection making a sandwich? WEIRDO!!!!!!!!
must have been a very very good sandwhich
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