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| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stafford Springs, Connecticut
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| gross, funny, or WTF food stories. Okay, I'm going to expand on the 'Coprophagia down under' thread. Anybody can show any kind of story relating to food. Whether it is funny, digusting, or leave you scratching your head thinking 'WTF', it can go down here. Let me start. During my senior year, a friend of mine was telling me about working at the local Mcdonalds. I found out that one of the employees working on the grill would spit on the orders of people he didn't like. It was probaly half the town considering the guy was a f##king nut.
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| aka Dickcheese ![]() Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Washington State
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| Ugh...
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| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stafford Springs, Connecticut
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| Yeah, that's why I avoid Mcdonalds. Good news was, he got fired after working for a week. The numbnuts got caught stealing food by his boss.
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| Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: New Zealand
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| loser
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| I knew a friend (?) who worked at McDs who used to play hockey in the back room with the frozen hamburger patties. I once went to a Pizza place at a mall, one where the grill is just past the counter, so you can see them cooking. I ordered a cheessteak or something and as the guy is cooking it, he swats and kills a fly with the spatula in his hand and then continues cooking. I got up and left. One other thing: My department used to be part of the Health Department. They would do inspections on eating establishments. Some stories are true - like Chinese restaurants and stray cats.
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| Oh how so, I heard a rumor that the same kid failed his driving test 6-8 times, he's probaly going nowhere in life right now.
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| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stafford Springs, Connecticut
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| Say Njaco, is it just cats, or dogs too?
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: billingham nr middlesbrough uk
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| i used to work in hotel that had a kitchen assistant who never washed or at least smelled like they never did, and the hotel owner used to call down for a sandwich just as us chefs were leaving every day, but would say not to let the kitchen assistant make it (it was their job to make sandwiches). well one day a guy i worked with got pissed at this so he used his erect penis to butter the bread then made the boss his sandwich with it
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That probably tops everything. And Zaitzev, it's dogs too. They found 3 frozen dogs at a chinese food place here once.
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| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stafford Springs, Connecticut
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| Wow, think I'll order pizza tonight.
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dallas, Tx
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| Why did he have an erection making a sandwich? WEIRDO!!!!!!!!
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| Who knows, maybe the BLT excited him.
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: billingham nr middlesbrough uk
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| he thought nice thoughts to get one thorlifter so he could do the deed, but you are right he was a weirdo
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| Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Adelaide
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| must have been a very very good sandwhich
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