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12-13-2005, 04:25 PM
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| A Holiday Wish A Holiday Wish (by Steve Martin) If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for all-encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.
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12-13-2005, 04:31 PM
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| Der Crewchief   Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany
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| LOL! That was a good laugh.
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12-13-2005, 04:38 PM
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| "World Traveller"   Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Royal Deeside/St Andrews, Scotland, UK
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  | LOL good one reddragon 
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12-13-2005, 04:44 PM
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| Der Crewchief Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany
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| Id take the 31 minute orgasm!
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12-13-2005, 05:28 PM
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Hate to disappoint you but that's a 31 DAY orgasm.
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12-13-2005, 05:31 PM
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| Der Crewchief Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany
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| Ooops that what I meant there. Id take either one though.
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12-13-2005, 05:34 PM
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| the old Sage  Join Date: May 2004 Location: Platonic Sphere
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| I vote Steve Martin for Presidente' 31 months eh ........ ? yee haw 
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12-13-2005, 05:37 PM
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| Der Crewchief Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany
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| LOL
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12-13-2005, 05:41 PM
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| the old Sage Join Date: May 2004 Location: Platonic Sphere
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| I wonder, hmmmmmmmmmmm, Chancellor of Deutschland ? 
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12-14-2005, 12:54 PM
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| wouldn't it get in the way of daily activities though  ............
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12-16-2005, 04:10 PM
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| Der Crewchief Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany
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| Who cares!
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