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    Inmate warned over wind instrument

    The Daily Telegraph Friday March 26th 2010

    An inmate in a Swedish prison has been warned for using persistent flatulence as a weapon to voice discontent towards his jailers. Guards at Kirseberg Prison, Malmo, accused the unnamed prisoner of deliberately breaking wind as 'a series of concerted attacks' on staff.



    When challenged over his behaviour, the prisoner said that the episodes were 'all noise and no fragrance'.

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