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10-02-2008, 08:25 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: May 2007
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| "I've just cut my arm off" Cool customer... Man cuts arm off with chainsaw - mirror.co.uk A man who sliced his arm off in a freak chainsaw accident calmly knocked on his next door neighbour's door and said: "Please help, I've just cut my arm off,". ...and pastry helped save the day... BBC NEWS | England | Sussex | Man lost arm in chainsaw accident "I just went up the road and got the arm, put it in a bag and put it in with some pastry". (Steve Francis)  |
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10-02-2008, 08:30 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Adelaide Sth. Aust.
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|  Strewth!
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10-02-2008, 08:41 AM
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| The Pop-Tart Whisperer   Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Jersey, United States
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| I'm glad the neighbor was able to give him a hand.
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10-02-2008, 09:04 AM
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| Older Than Dirt   Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia
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| One word..... UGH !! Charles
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10-02-2008, 09:29 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Aug 2008
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| Was that an intended pun, Njaco? Still, I suppose it was 'armless! |
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10-02-2008, 10:33 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Minnesota
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| Would like to thank the surgeon for his hand-i-work. OK, you can ban me for that one if you like. I had a cousin sever his lower arm in a Auger on the farm long ago, Doc was able to re-attach but it was not pretty. Thankfully has full use of the arm and fingers. It simply amazes me what a Surgeon can do.
__________________  A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon. |
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10-02-2008, 10:36 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dallas, Tx
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| At least he can only point the finger at himself. 
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10-02-2008, 10:37 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A Swede living in Glasgow, Scotland
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| Come on guys.....that was a handful...
__________________  JAN "Felicis Tredecim" "I´m going back to the front to relax" "THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT" "Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!" "When you're out of F-8's... You're out of fighters!"  |
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10-02-2008, 11:04 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Minnesota
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| At least it didn't cost him an Arm and a Leg.
__________________ A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon. |
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10-02-2008, 11:53 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hurst, Texas
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| Okay, these puns are getting out of hand....
__________________  Pillage, then burn. Argue not with dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well on toast. |
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10-02-2008, 02:15 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Minnesota
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| It's Arm-ageddon I tell you 
__________________ A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon. |
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10-02-2008, 02:25 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A Swede living in Glasgow, Scotland
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| Well, at least they caught him red handed....
__________________ JAN "Felicis Tredecim" "I´m going back to the front to relax" "THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT" "Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!" "When you're out of F-8's... You're out of fighters!" |
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10-02-2008, 06:55 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hurst, Texas
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| Sad....he used to be such a hand-som fellow...
__________________ Pillage, then burn. Argue not with dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well on toast. |
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10-02-2008, 07:00 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: May 2007
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| You guys are cruel! For the record, the forearm attachment was a complete success and early reports indicate that he can "wriggle" all six fingers...  |
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10-02-2008, 07:10 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A Swede living in Glasgow, Scotland
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| Hmmmm......makes me wonder if one finger was a hand me down..?
__________________ JAN "Felicis Tredecim" "I´m going back to the front to relax" "THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT" "Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!" "When you're out of F-8's... You're out of fighters!" |
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