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04-19-2007, 02:01 PM
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04-19-2007, 02:25 PM
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Country:  | A few years ago we had a guy with all the iron work through his face sent down by personnel for on the job training he lasted less than 2 hours all our control equipment cubical's have exposed terminals and we told them that his face in the wrong place could crash a train.
It would be interesting to see the effect on some of those guys when placed on a mag lev track at least they would know which bits where ferrous or nonferrous (painful if your Prince Albert took off at 200kph and the rest stayed still tho) | |
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04-19-2007, 02:37 PM
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#33 | | IP/Mech THE GREAT GAZOO
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Originally Posted by trackend  A few years ago we had a guy with all the iron work through his face sent down by personnel for on the job training he lasted less than 2 hours all our control equipment cubical's have exposed terminals and we told them that his face in the wrong place could crash a train.
It would be interesting to see the effect on some of those guys when placed on a mag lev track at least they would know which bits where ferrous or nonferrous (painful if your Prince Albert took off at 200kph and the rest stayed still tho) | 
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04-19-2007, 03:02 PM
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#34 | | aka Dickcheese
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Originally Posted by trackend A few years ago we had a guy with all the iron work through his face sent down by personnel for on the job training he lasted less than 2 hours all our control equipment cubical's have exposed terminals and we told them that his face in the wrong place could crash a train.
It would be interesting to see the effect on some of those guys when placed on a mag lev track at least they would know which bits where ferrous or nonferrous (painful if your Prince Albert took off at 200kph and the rest stayed still tho) | .
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04-19-2007, 04:14 PM
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Country: | In a world where it is dog eat dog, get there firstest with the mostest, it is oddly comforting to look at pictures like these and know I will never have to worry about these guys be threatening in a competitive sense. Wherever I want to go, however I want to do it, I know I've got these clowns beat hands down. | |
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04-19-2007, 04:16 PM
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#36 | | aka Dickcheese
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Country: | As I always tell my sons. Someone has to be at the bottom of the bell curve. For these people find nobility in cleaning toilets. And rightly so.
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04-19-2007, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt308 As I always tell my sons. Someone has to be at the bottom of the bell curve. For these people find nobility in cleaning toilets. And rightly so. | Sounds like something the mayor of Los Angeles would say!
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04-19-2007, 04:47 PM
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#38 | | aka Dickcheese
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04-19-2007, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt308 Except the mayor would be demanding equal pay with the upper end of the bell curve. | 
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04-19-2007, 10:03 PM
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04-20-2007, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by trackend It would be interesting to see the effect on some of those guys when placed on a mag lev track at least they would know which bits where ferrous or nonferrous (painful if your Prince Albert took off at 200kph and the rest stayed still tho) | LMFAO!! 
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04-20-2007, 04:34 AM
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Actually I dont mind tattoes but can't stand piecerings as crazy as that sounds.....
I want to know what happens in a fight, someone grabs onto a ring or three RRRRIIIPPP there goes your ear, nose or arm  | |
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04-20-2007, 10:07 AM
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#43 | | aka Dickcheese
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Country: | You don't actually think those gu...er...things fight do you?
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04-20-2007, 06:25 PM
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Country:  | Well, at the security school, they told us that in a "hand-to-hand" fight, it's a good idea to aim the peirceings first. Why ? Because ripping a nose, lip, ear or whatever hurts a lot. And a wounded man doesn't fight very well. | |
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04-20-2007, 09:39 PM
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#45 | | aka Dickcheese
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Country: | But not those pasties in this thread. The only fight they have had is getting their zipper out of the way of their short dicks prior to a welcome piss.
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