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01-15-2006, 06:41 PM
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#136 | | He who does not skim
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01-15-2006, 06:44 PM
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#137 | | Senior Member
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| Thanks for that Skimmy.... cleared it up a treat for me  | |
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01-15-2006, 06:45 PM
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#138 | | Der Crewchief
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Country:  | Well considering since I have been married I have put on 15lb. But then again that could be the fact that since I returned from Iraq I sort of took up the policy to make up for a whole year in 2 months.
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01-16-2006, 09:02 AM
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#139 | | Senior Member
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01-16-2006, 04:35 PM
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#140 | | Minister of Whoopass
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Country:  | Well, seeing how my wife doesnt cook, and the last time she did, she made Beef Jerky out of a perfectly good Ribeye Steak, the answer is no Cripps, the way to a mans heart is through hot steamy sex, followed up by chocolate pudding...
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01-16-2006, 04:40 PM
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#141 | | the old Sage
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Country: | sorry Les but after sex a good Bayerische Apfel Kuchen, or maybe sex in the kitchen ?? ......... while shes cookin  | |
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01-16-2006, 06:17 PM
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#142 | | Senior Member
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Country:  | Hot steamy sex followed by anal, les? 
And god damn, Erich, sex in the kitchen while she's cookin' - you're a god damn genius! There's German efficiency for you!
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01-16-2006, 06:20 PM
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#143 | | the old Sage
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Country: | emmmmmmmmmmmm Apfel Kuchen ............... yummy, ah watch the forks there meine Frau | |
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01-17-2006, 01:44 AM
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#144 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by lesofprimus the way to a mans heart is through hot steamy sex, followed up by chocolate pudding... | Hmmm... You just remembered me something I read a few years ago in a magazine. While answering to a survey, 70% of women claimed to prefer chocolate to sex. So we can assume that 70% of men don't know how to f*ck a girl... Or that 70% of girls are stupid enough to fake an orgasm.
Personnally, I've always said that if a girl is stupid enough to fake an orgasm, then I'm stupid enough to believe her.
Hey, don't look at me like this... If I have sex with a girl I'll do all I can to make her come. But if she fakes an orgasm, then it's her problem, got it ? | |
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01-17-2006, 10:18 AM
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#145 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Don't tell me this, my girl is currently cooking in our kitchen..... while my lil' bro is playing in the next room.........  | |
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01-17-2006, 10:35 AM
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#146 | | "Shooter"
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Country: | I remember years ago, one of my friends said that his definition of the perfect woman was one that would shag his brains out, then as he took a nap, she turned into a pizza and a six pack for when he woke up.
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01-17-2006, 11:10 AM
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#147 | | Senior Member
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Country: | I know this but just like this:
What is the best woman?
She turns into a box of beers and a friend after sex. | |
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01-17-2006, 11:18 AM
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#148 | | the old Sage
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Country: | hmmmmmmmmm interesting tidbit Pisis.
must have tired out my love in the kitchen, the poor girl is wasted out and having disie spells; not a good sign at all.....
the Apfel Kuchen was excellent by the way ....  | |
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01-17-2006, 11:43 AM
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#149 | | "Shooter"
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01-17-2006, 11:45 AM
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#150 | | the old Sage
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Country: | Groooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllll .............. | |
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