 | Materialism & women in your town/city| OFF-Topic / Misc. Discuss Materialism & women in your town/city in the Current forums; My girlfriend is a lot richer than me, in fact I joke that her family owns half the planet (Someone ... |
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01-22-2006, 06:23 PM
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#166 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Country: | My girlfriend is a lot richer than me, in fact I joke that her family owns half the planet (Someone in her family owns Hagen Oil!) so she can't want my money. God knows why she's with me (it's only been a week) ... apparently she fancied me all through school (seven years) ... and I didn't even know who the **** she was.  But I do now ... all too well. 
__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004  To those in that club. |
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01-22-2006, 06:27 PM
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#167 | | Der Crewchief
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany
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Country: | Well enjoy it while it lasts my friend.
My wife is a good Schwabian Woman and they are all about saving money, so I have no problem with my wife, blowing our money away.
__________________ US Army Blackhawk Crewchief 2000-2006 Classic ww2aircraft.net quotes: fly boy said: "isn't that the first jet bomber? becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles" "wait what ok who made the b-2 crash come on people that messed up its a b-2" "ah yes the mistel those things are so annoying is games and in real life" |
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01-22-2006, 06:30 PM
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#168 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Oh I will ... and, yes ...the sex is good. She hasn't cooked me anythin' yet though.
__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004  To those in that club. |
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01-22-2006, 06:37 PM
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#169 | | Der Crewchief
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany
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Country: | Well damn set her straight then! LOL
__________________ US Army Blackhawk Crewchief 2000-2006 Classic ww2aircraft.net quotes: fly boy said: "isn't that the first jet bomber? becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles" "wait what ok who made the b-2 crash come on people that messed up its a b-2" "ah yes the mistel those things are so annoying is games and in real life" |
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01-22-2006, 06:40 PM
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#170 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 12,061
Country: | I will have to.
__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004  To those in that club. |
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01-22-2006, 09:19 PM
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#171 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Pisis sorry huss, this one doesn't count, you stole it from the movie Hot Shots....  | I know that but I edited it to avoid copyright infringement, Back Bacon and Beer werent included, neither were breakfast sausages, If i remeber correctly Charlie was making an Ommelette whereas I was making a simple brunch dish.
__________________ Hello me...meet the real me.
And my misfits way of life.
A dark black past is my
Most valued possession.
Hindsight is always 20-20,
But looking back its still a bit fuzzy.
Speak of mutually assured destruction?
Nice story...tell it to readers digest!!! |
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01-23-2006, 07:36 AM
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#172 | | Senior Member
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Country: | no, i rememebr that correctly.... it was - an ice cube, olive, strawberry, eggs and bacon
BTW, my girfriend is cooking absolutely hillarious! eeeeeeeeeeee.....  |
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01-23-2006, 01:53 PM
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#173 | | Der Crewchief
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany
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Country: | Why is that.
__________________ US Army Blackhawk Crewchief 2000-2006 Classic ww2aircraft.net quotes: fly boy said: "isn't that the first jet bomber? becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles" "wait what ok who made the b-2 crash come on people that messed up its a b-2" "ah yes the mistel those things are so annoying is games and in real life" |
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01-23-2006, 06:28 PM
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#174 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Your girlfriend is cooking? What the hell have you done to her- bake; fry or microwave?
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01-24-2006, 04:12 PM
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#175 | | Der Crewchief
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany
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Country: | LOL
__________________ US Army Blackhawk Crewchief 2000-2006 Classic ww2aircraft.net quotes: fly boy said: "isn't that the first jet bomber? becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles" "wait what ok who made the b-2 crash come on people that messed up its a b-2" "ah yes the mistel those things are so annoying is games and in real life" |
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01-25-2006, 07:19 AM
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#176 | | Senior Member
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Country: | 2nd time you got me Mosquito!
Oh now I see also the smiley microwave is appropriatte....  |
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