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12-28-2005, 08:54 PM
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#16 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Orange County, CA
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| I have no problem with material woman. They want my materials, I pretend to have it, then they throw themselves at my feet and I take advantage of it.
They dump me when they find out I lied to them 
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12-28-2005, 09:04 PM
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#17 | | Minister of Whoopass
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Country:  | LMFAO.... Sometimes I thank God Ive been married for 19 freakin years...
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12-28-2005, 09:16 PM
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#18 | | IP/Mech THE GREAT GAZOO
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Colorado, USA
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Country: | I've been married a total of 14 years - All 3 combined! 
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12-28-2005, 09:22 PM
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#19 | | Minister of Whoopass
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Country: | U just like spreading ur seed across the country, growing an Army of FBJ's to eventually take over the Republician National Convention...
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12-28-2005, 09:26 PM
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#20 | | IP/Mech THE GREAT GAZOO
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Originally Posted by lesofprimus U just like spreading ur seed across the country, growing an Army of FBJ's to eventually take over the Republician National Convention... |
Minne me's - all flying around in gatling gun armed Cessna 150s....
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12-28-2005, 09:28 PM
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#21 | | Minister of Whoopass
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Country: | LMFAOROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12-28-2005, 09:37 PM
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#22 | | IP/Mech THE GREAT GAZOO
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Country: | Hey my grandfather was married 7 times - he'd just trade em in every few years, like a used car!
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12-28-2005, 09:44 PM
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#23 | | Senior Member
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Country:  | the whole world is the same and has been and will continue to be some people are like crows and like shiny stuff
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12-28-2005, 09:48 PM
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#24 | | Minister of Whoopass
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12-28-2005, 09:49 PM
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#25 | | He who does not skim
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Originally Posted by FLYBOYJ Hey my grandfather was married 7 times - he'd just trade em in every few years, like a used car! | Can you get two for the price of one? Boy that'd be sweet, eh? 
*glances over shoulder*
Oh, hi hon! WHAP!!!
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12-28-2005, 09:57 PM
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#26 | | Minister of Whoopass
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Country: | lol.... Just move to Utah and swear ur soul to Brigham Young and become a Mormon....
A different wife for each night of the week...
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12-28-2005, 11:31 PM
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#27 | | Senior Member
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| I have a beer from a brewery in Salt Lake City.
"Polygamy Porter".......
why have just one? take a bunch home for all the wives.
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12-29-2005, 12:49 AM
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#28 | | Senior Member
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| I recall hearing a man say that true, authentic confidence within your marriage commences only after your first fart right in front of your wife.
No doubt as to the source, origin or launching tube of that natural gas. A crystal clear fart right in front of her.
No one else in the place. Just you and her. A moment of silence, staring right into her eyes. First a squakey low deep resonant pitch sound, ending in a real loud abrupt explosion.
What do you married guys think?
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12-29-2005, 12:58 AM
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#29 | | Der Crewchief
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Country:  | Well I have to say that I never had a problem finding women that were not down to earth sensible ladies. Not the uptight, stuck up, and money hungry women that Udet is talking about. Hell my wife is the complete opposite also from what he is describing.
I guess what I am saying Udet is this. If you are finding these kind of women you are either looking in the wrong place or you dont know what to look for. This is not directly aimed at you Udet, but rather a general statement.
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12-29-2005, 01:06 AM
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#30 | | Minister of Whoopass
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What do you married guys think?
| My wife farts smell like roses, or atleast thats what she tells me to say...
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