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05-22-2005, 07:12 PM
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#1 | | Forum Politruk
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05-22-2005, 07:24 PM
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__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004  To those in that club. | |
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05-22-2005, 09:19 PM
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#3 | | He who does not skim
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Country:  | That has to be one of the oldest stories floating around in the Navy, but it's still a classic!  | |
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05-23-2005, 03:50 AM
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05-23-2005, 09:38 AM
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05-23-2005, 10:11 AM
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#6 | | Your ad here. ;)
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05-23-2005, 10:15 AM
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#7 | | Master of Ewes
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that's brilliant......
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05-24-2005, 05:08 AM
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05-24-2005, 06:10 AM
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#9 | | Senior Member
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No, it's deadly serious...
__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004 To those in that club. | |
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05-24-2005, 11:21 AM
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#10 | | Master of Ewes
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the irish navy is made up of a complex system of lighthouses, each cunningly placed to assure no ship can get close to the mainland, when a ship is located in the powerfull searchlight, men in rowboats come out to the attacking ship and plant an irishman on board, thus making all the crew throw themselves overboard.......
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05-24-2005, 11:25 AM
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#11 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Country:  | Ever hear about the member of the IRA who tried to blow up a ship?
He couldnt get his mouth over the funnel 
(Sorry, had to be done)
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05-24-2005, 11:25 AM
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Country: | Or in the case of submarines, an Irish sailor is infiltrated onboard and sinks the enemy sub "because he likes to sleep with the windows open"
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05-24-2005, 11:26 AM
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#13 | | Master of Ewes
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that's actually very funny......
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05-24-2005, 11:27 AM
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__________________ with my one last gaping breath id apologise for bleeding on your shirt... | |
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06-01-2005, 12:36 PM
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