 | Official Chav Thread.| OFF-Topic / Misc. Discuss Official Chav Thread. in the Current forums; I was born in Dundee, Scotland. I live in Auckley now, yes, my dad was in the RAF - so RAF ... |
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08-22-2005, 03:32 PM
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#151 | | Senior Member
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Country:  | I was born in Dundee, Scotland. I live in Auckley now, yes, my dad was in the RAF - so RAF Finningley brought us here. I certainly am not saying all those in Rossington were vermin, just most of them.
You wouldn't need to work out GrG, they're all malnutritioned and like twigs.
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08-22-2005, 03:35 PM
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08-22-2005, 04:01 PM
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#153 | | Master of Ewes
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and do i know that person that wants to be a chav??
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08-22-2005, 04:09 PM
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#154 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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08-22-2005, 06:12 PM
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#155 | | He who does not skim
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Country:  | That's a cool game board, CC.
About the only difference that I can tell with the North American variety of "chav" is that the ones here don't wear burberry. At least not that I've ever seen. They're every bit the scum though. | |
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08-22-2005, 07:56 PM
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#156 | | Senior Member
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Country: | On that Chavopoly it should be Carling, not Carlsberg. Carlsberg is a nice, decent beer. All the Chavs drink Carling which is dump.
__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004 To those in that club. | |
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08-22-2005, 08:26 PM
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#157 | | Facetious Extraordinaire
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Country: | Carlsberg is made about 1/2 mile from where I live so no Chavs can drink it here
Hot Space
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08-23-2005, 03:52 PM
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#158 | | Senior Member
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| nah just plant a bottle of battery acid in front of them when theyre stoned then voila.
were a bunch of chavs less in the world.
say 6 down 600 to go
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08-23-2005, 03:55 PM
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#159 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Someone should just unleash a poisoned heroine into the system. Many, many "poor souls" die of heroine over-dose and the country is better off for it.
__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004 To those in that club. | |
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08-23-2005, 04:23 PM
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#160 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Hows about poisoning White Lightening, it'll work just as well
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08-23-2005, 04:28 PM
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#161 | | Senior Member
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Country: | It's a cardinal sin to tamper with alcohol no matter how poor the drink is. Heroine would be just fine because no one question it, they'd just be a massive influx of death by over-dose. Do you honestly think the government would really care? Hah, no! They'd love every second of it!
__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004 To those in that club. | |
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09-10-2005, 03:31 PM
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#162 | | Master of Ewes
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Country: | I hate chavs,
Chavs hate me,
Every chav has HIV
So we shoot them in the head, and knock them to the floor,
No more dirty scally whores!
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09-10-2005, 05:46 PM
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#163 | | He who does not skim
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Country: | You just make that up? It's good. | |
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09-11-2005, 02:14 AM
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#164 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Good little poem there, lanc. It needs to be published in little childrens poem books to study in Year 7.
__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004 To those in that club. | |
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09-12-2005, 02:31 PM
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#165 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Country: | Its funny cos its true 
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