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04-21-2005, 12:23 PM
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#76 | | Forum Politruk
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Bristol, UK
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Country:  | Don't forget that they have their hair pulled back so tight it looks painful!
Or the cheap nasty gold jewelry. The bigger the loops on the earings, the more shazzpot they are! | 
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04-21-2005, 01:20 PM
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#77 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Saffron Walden/Sheffield
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Country:  | Why not just poison the White Lightening factory?
(Note to any employees of White Lightening: I am not planning to do this)
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04-21-2005, 03:45 PM
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#78 | | Master of Ewes
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04-21-2005, 07:34 PM
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#79 | | He who does not skim
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
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Country:  | We have our own brand of cheap cider here in Nova Scotia. It's called Golden Glow. God-awful stuff! Commonly referred to as "Colon Blow".  | |
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04-21-2005, 07:56 PM
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#80 | | "Shooter"
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Moorpark, CA
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Country:  | Or Golden Flow (Like pee).
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04-21-2005, 07:56 PM
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#81 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Saffron Walden/Sheffield
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Country: | Or, instead of fox hunting, we take pump-action shotguns into estates while driving chavved-up cars.
At least that way the countryside alliance can't complain that it can't hunt
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04-22-2005, 05:10 AM
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#82 | | Konfused with a 'K'
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Turin, Italy
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Country:  | If I mess around with the words there a bit, I think id rather take a pump-action shotgun into chavved-up cars whilst driving an estate  (A Volvo obviously, for ultimate inconspicuousy (is that actually a word? If it isnt it is now (Damn parenthesis within parenthesis)))
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04-27-2005, 07:24 AM
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#83 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Hattiesburg,Ms
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Country: | Whats a chav??? 
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04-27-2005, 07:30 AM
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#84 | | Senior Member
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05-02-2005, 06:35 AM
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#85 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Country: | Chav's are officially known as 'Scrots' here in Doncaster.
__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004  To those in that club. | |
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05-02-2005, 06:43 AM
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#86 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Country: | Now that makes sense
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05-02-2005, 06:43 AM
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#87 | | Master of Ewes
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Country: | we just call them arseholes..........
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05-02-2005, 06:48 AM
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#88 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Country: | Doncaster is the center of them. We have the nice load of varying levels of drug abuse too, it's funny watching them fight...
"Are you starting?" - "No, you are that's why you just walked up to me and challenged me. Are you ****ing stupid all the time, or just putting on an act to lull me into a false sense of security?"
__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004 To those in that club. | |
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05-02-2005, 06:50 AM
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#89 | | Konfused with a 'K'
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Turin, Italy
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Country: | Theres a fair share of people like that at our school. All of them less than 5 foot tall
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05-02-2005, 06:52 AM
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#90 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Country: | They're all over the place here. It's fun to go stomp them. They're all scrawny little malnourished peckers...'innit'
__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004 To those in that club. | |
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