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04-02-2005, 01:52 PM
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#1 | | Forum Politruk
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Bristol, UK
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Country:  | Official Chav Thread.
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04-02-2005, 07:12 PM
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#2 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2003
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| Apparently, I am a 10 percent chav .
"Wannabe chav
You are 10 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade." | |
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04-02-2005, 08:16 PM
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#3 | | Forum Politruk
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Country: | Hah! with 13% I'm more Chav than you! So nya!
I though you'd like those, GrG. | |
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04-03-2005, 03:28 AM
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#4 | | Master of Ewes
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 19,959
Country:  | ha looser i'm 18% chav!!!
man those sites are great, and yes, chavs should have their own thread..........
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"Reminds me of the time I sank the Tirpitz" comments a Spitfire pilot, "One pass of course, old boy." | |
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04-03-2005, 08:32 AM
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#5 | | He who does not skim
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
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Country:  | I'm completely chavless! 
Well ok, I just like to think I am.  | |
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04-03-2005, 08:45 AM
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#6 | | Forum Politruk
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Country: | Did you ever feel that the destroyer you were on would have been improved with extra lights, go faster racing stripes, and a huge spoiler bolted onto the stern? | |
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04-03-2005, 08:49 AM
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#7 | | He who does not skim
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Country: | Nope! | |
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04-03-2005, 08:54 AM
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#8 | | Forum Politruk
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Country: | You're not a chav then.  | |
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04-03-2005, 08:57 AM
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#9 | | He who does not skim
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
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Country: | Ah-ha!! Yay, for me!   | |
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04-03-2005, 10:12 AM
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#10 | | Master of Ewes
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Country: | come on we've all got a bit of a chav in us 
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"Reminds me of the time I sank the Tirpitz" comments a Spitfire pilot, "One pass of course, old boy." | |
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04-03-2005, 10:16 AM
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#11 | | Forum Politruk
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Country: | I've just been reading on ChavScum International that Aussie Chavs are called 'Bogans', and 'Quillos' are the Spanish variety!
And here's something for N.S, K.K, and Maestro - enjoy!  http://www.chavscum.com/forum/viewfo...db5dea86 24d0 | |
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04-03-2005, 10:20 AM
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#12 | | He who does not skim
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
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Country: | Y'know? I don't think I know of a specifically Canadian term for 'em. 
I know through most of Nova Scotia they're often known simply as dirtbags or scumbags. Not very original, but apt none the less. | |
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04-03-2005, 10:21 AM
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#13 | | He who does not skim
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Country: | Nice link, Med. | |
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04-03-2005, 10:28 AM
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#14 | | Forum Politruk
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Country: | Do you remember I was telling you on TeamSpeak about the time I got punched in the gob by a chav - just because I didn't have any cigarettes to give him.
Individually they're weedy, spotty little ****-stains, who even a slightly built guy (like me) could kick across Queen's Square.
The trouble is, they know this, which is why they always make sure that 5 or 6 of their mates are around when they do stuff like that. Added to which they've probably all got knives.
Real heroes huh? | |
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04-03-2005, 10:48 AM
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#15 | | Master of Ewes
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Country: | so, come on, ciggies up, who here's a chav??
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