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11-12-2006, 10:51 AM
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11-12-2006, 12:04 PM
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At the Bar the Corporal was drowning his sorrows with..
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11-12-2006, 12:08 PM
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11-12-2006, 12:25 PM
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11-12-2006, 12:41 PM
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Country: | "Care to partake in some Coke? It's the only thing that keeps us Frenchmen from running away."
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11-12-2006, 01:14 PM
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Country: | ....... and with that he exclaimed ........
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11-12-2006, 02:40 PM
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Country: | And the prisioner, with his 89 IQ and his 4th grade education, pulls back his sleeve to reveal heroine track marks...
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11-12-2006, 02:49 PM
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11-12-2006, 03:33 PM
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11-12-2006, 03:35 PM
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11-13-2006, 02:56 PM
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11-14-2006, 08:39 AM
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Country: | "Oh dear," thought the Corporal, a young lad from Lancaster on his first tour, "Now where did I leave that sheep?"
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11-14-2006, 05:46 PM
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11-14-2006, 09:43 PM
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Country:  | "Your sheep is dead, I am sorry...here, have this limp baguette. A strange frenchman gave it to me." She then proceeded to have wild sex with the lad, as most 6 foot blondes like to do.
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11-15-2006, 12:40 AM
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Meanwhile Private Parts was...
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