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11-29-2006, 07:43 PM
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11-30-2006, 12:06 AM
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11-30-2006, 03:16 PM
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11-30-2006, 03:36 PM
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11-30-2006, 06:31 PM
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12-01-2006, 11:42 AM
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12-01-2006, 12:18 PM
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12-01-2006, 12:41 PM
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[Anybody read this from the beginning? It's quite hilarious.]
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12-02-2006, 07:56 AM
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12-02-2006, 11:14 AM
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Country: | Lancaster kicks @ss looked Augustus up and down, with a look of abject horror on his face, sighed in resignation and said, "Alright, but only if I get to watch."
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12-03-2006, 12:26 PM
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12-03-2006, 01:28 PM
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