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12-07-2006, 12:21 PM
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Country:  | causing the ewe to bolt from Lanc's hands. "Bollocks", cried Augustus...
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12-07-2006, 12:43 PM
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Country:  | in shock as the realized that the "ewe" he'd been fondling had a pair. Huge, dangling great bollocks...
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12-07-2006, 12:51 PM
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Country: | "Lanc! You swine! You were attempting to give me the slip and at my expense! A pox upon you, you heathen slime." Lanc, never bat an eye...
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12-07-2006, 01:04 PM
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12-07-2006, 01:08 PM
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Country: | Cheddar Cheese in disguise! "Bwaahaaahaaa. I have fooled everyone into thinking I love Amy Lee, when in fact tis I that actually am a sheep lover!"
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12-07-2006, 01:22 PM
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Country: | at this revelation Augustus freaked out and ran for the sake of his sanity with lanc and CC calling after him..
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12-07-2006, 02:10 PM
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Country:  | The real CC then turned up removed his imposters mask and it actually turned out to be lanc again, a cunning double disguise which left Augustus...
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12-07-2006, 02:34 PM
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Country: | sick at his stomach. Meanwhile the ewe was running for its heterosexual life towards...
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12-07-2006, 02:36 PM
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Country: | Cornwall. Poor ewe was never seen again...Meanwhile..
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12-07-2006, 02:43 PM
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Country: | the poor hairless gerbil...
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12-07-2006, 02:45 PM
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12-07-2006, 02:52 PM
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Country: | show tunes. But where did the homeless man with a live animal sexual fetish spring from? Only this person could answer. None other than...
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12-07-2006, 02:53 PM
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12-07-2006, 05:38 PM
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12-08-2006, 10:55 AM
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Country: | "Pardon, monsieur" a white american says in bad fake french accent. It was none other than the famous american comic who has jumped the shark, Steve Martin, attepting an impossibly bad Inspector Clouseu impersonation.
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