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12-08-2006, 11:12 AM
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Country:  | "'Ave you got some insulating tape for wrapping ma 'amstaire een, to stop eet goeeng bang when I...
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12-08-2006, 12:10 PM
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"No so don't do that", Finnigan said. "Instead do this."
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12-09-2006, 02:27 PM
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Country:  | Finnigan then went to the cabinet in his lounge and pulled out what looked like a massive rubber...
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12-10-2006, 02:00 PM
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Country: | chicken. Finnigan began to vigorously shake the rubber chicken with murmuring...
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12-10-2006, 03:40 PM
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12-11-2006, 12:07 PM
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Country: | the culinary capabilities of English cooking and a rubber chicken! Hand me some salt."
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12-12-2006, 12:27 PM
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| Matt poured on the fifties from 100 yards from his Hellcat and the Zeke turned into a seething ball of flame before it disintegrated into a million pieces forcing the F6F pilot to bank sharply away.
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12-12-2006, 02:41 PM
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Country: | .[Well at least your siggy matches your contributions to this thread, Twitch. There is modern medicine for that you know. ]
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12-17-2006, 12:59 PM
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Country: | At that, Finnegan pulled a stick of dynamite out of his webbing, and stuffed it violently up
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12-17-2006, 02:28 PM
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12-21-2006, 03:58 AM
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Country:  | into the eye of the Frenchman, he took great pleasure in hearing the screams of pain from his companion. Quickly, he grabbed the Frenchman's behind, yelling....
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12-21-2006, 01:15 PM
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Country: | "On Dasher. On Dancer. On Prancer. On Vixen. On Comet, on Cupid. On Donna Dixon!"
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12-21-2006, 11:50 PM
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Country: | Santa, realising someone was trying to impersonate him, he grabbed the anti-impersonator spray from his desk, and stormed out of his office. Sana can't stand impersonators.
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12-22-2006, 12:04 AM
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Country: | Yet Finnagin was unaware of Santa's motives. The Frenchmen was not taken aback with having his arse grabbed and the salt was almost gone. What to do?
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12-22-2006, 03:00 AM
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Country: | Finnagin looked ruefully out the window, thinking of ways to demean the seemingly invincible Frenchman. All of a sudden it dawned on him! All he'd need was two buxom Swedish exchange students, some honey and a twister mat. Quickly Finnagin gathered his materials, whilst Santa was dashing through the snow on a one horse open sleigh towards him.
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