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12-22-2006, 03:18 PM
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Country:  | With a sudden rush, the Frenchman has an epiphany. He knows exactly what to do with the "materials". The Frenchman lectures the beautiful Swedes on proper French hygiene and shaving techniques, explains how the French invented honey, and proceeds to perform an eye test with the twister mat.
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12-23-2006, 10:04 PM
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Country:  | Finnegan, in a fit of rage, tore the Frenchman limb from limb screaming "Daddy, why did you leave me?!!", whilst the buxom Swedes watch in horror as Santa stormed up to the kitchen.
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12-25-2006, 12:13 AM
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Country: | ..with the sheep tucked under one arm and a look of rage upon his face. The buxom Swedes...
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Country: | with a look of unimaginable horror on their faces wondered what he was going to do next...
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01-14-2007, 03:30 AM
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Country: | Santa roared, "Who here is trying to impersonate me?! Once I find out I will do one of many horrible and dastardly things to you!" And the whole scene unfolded with a tedious inevitability.
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01-15-2007, 11:22 AM
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Country: | Santa unbuckled his huge black belt and begin to sharpen...
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01-15-2007, 06:59 PM
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Country: | ...his wit. Yes, Santa could dispose of any impersonator with his razor shap wit as he was a black belt in the art of sarcasm. This ability of his has been known to...
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01-15-2007, 10:04 PM
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Country: | with a bag of Depends. But Santa had a more cunning plan...
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01-16-2007, 08:10 AM
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Country: | Just like Dr Evil, The brain from Pinky and the Brain, and Stewie from Family Guy, Santa is planning total world domination by using his....... | |
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01-16-2007, 10:31 AM
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Country: | sharp wit to convince the French to surrender to their internal Muslim populace.
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01-16-2007, 10:43 AM
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Country: | But at the last moment, French truffle hunting pigs, sensing doom at the hands of the Muslim hoard, rallied and... | |
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Country: | ....summoned the Lilliputians to arms. They encircled the Muslims and screamed their battle cry of..... | |
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01-16-2007, 12:21 PM
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Country: | "Vive le croissant. Allah Akbar."
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01-16-2007, 01:56 PM
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