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01-16-2007, 03:27 PM
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Country:  | Only to realize that this too is where Lanc had hidden with his ewe.
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01-16-2007, 03:50 PM
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01-17-2007, 08:51 PM
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#123 | | aka Dickcheese
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Country: | ...laughed Lanc, "For I have an ewe and a circumcision instrument...and I'm dangerous."
[c'mon thorlifter, get with the program, dude]
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01-17-2007, 09:44 PM
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Country:  | Unfortunately for Lanc, he wasnt as dangerous as he thought he was, for when he was advanced upon and when he brandished his circumcision instrument, he dropped it down a rather large opening in his pantaloons. He screamed...
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01-17-2007, 09:55 PM
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01-17-2007, 10:30 PM
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Country: |  For Michael Finnigan was wringing his hands, fondling his codpiece and lamenting Mozart's death.
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01-19-2007, 08:24 PM
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Country: | "Woe is me," He moaned, as his fingers danced their way across the large foam appendage, "what ever am I to do with this large...."
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01-20-2007, 01:25 AM
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Country: | "contraption I will never know but I am sure that man over there knows what to do" as he pointed to....
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01-20-2007, 01:34 AM
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01-20-2007, 01:55 AM
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01-20-2007, 02:03 AM
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01-20-2007, 02:37 AM
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01-20-2007, 03:26 AM
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01-20-2007, 07:31 PM
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01-20-2007, 09:53 PM
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Country: | Brian May's Bohemian Rhapsodie which is THE definitive version of this song...
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