Paintball scenarios to check out

Hunter368 · 05-23-2006, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by lesofprimus

No they dont... However, I believe my concubine here understands quite well........

And if u wanna talk about fun, try playing paintball with some Navy SEALs and SF guys....

Oh my, instead of paintball with her how about some one on one grappling lessens I could teach her. That sounds fun.

Pisis · 05-23-2006, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by lesofprimus

No they dont... However, I believe my concubine here understands quite well........

Heh, she must be either painless or she's gonna have some serious hits...

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Originally Posted by lesofprimus

And if u wanna talk about fun, try playing paintball with some Navy SEALs and SF guys....

I believe I'd learn a lot from you...

Hunter368 · 05-23-2006, 02:38 PM

It really changes whether you play indoors or outdoors. But I will say this, I love those guys who think they are just going to camp and shoot people. lol They never heard of being flanked or surrounded. lol

I had this one guy, huge freaking guy, he was 6'9". He thought he would camp and TRY and be a sniper. Not going to happen. I circled around behind him (none of his friends were smart enough to guard his flanks) and shot him about 6-8 times in his back. lol Oh crap I laughed, he was rolling around on the ground trying to not be shot screaming I'm hit I'm hit stop firing!! Oh man it still makes me laugh. Big dumb azz. He showed his welts off after the game. He had all these huge red welts on his back. Good times.

lesofprimus · 05-23-2006, 04:32 PM

I freakin hate campers..........

Ever get shot in the throat??? I have, ONCE, and I now wear a neck guard.....

Hunter368 · 05-23-2006, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by lesofprimus

I freakin hate campers..........

Ever get shot in the throat??? I have, ONCE, and I now wear a neck guard.....

Last time I got one in the back of the hand from short range. **** that hurt!! No muscle or fat there to absorb the blow, there was a huge bloody circle there about the size of a silver dollar. Damn that hurt. Never in the throat, but yes into the balls. I forgot my cup, the first time ever and what do you know I get it right in the boys.

Worst of all once I had a dumb azz shoot me in the back of the head from like 6 feet. Once I got back up I tried to chase him down and I was beat the living hell out of him for being such a azz, but I lost him in the trees. He is lucky. Then I asked after the match who shot me and of course every one said not me.... that azz hole.

Campers are dumb azzs. I had one guy whenever we played outside he thought the name of the game is not being shot. So he would go and hide deep in the woods where no one goes until the game was over. Dumb azz. I told him the name of the game is shooting people!!! Get out there and shoot people!!!!

I love paintball.

lesofprimus · 05-23-2006, 06:01 PM

My son and I play in the woods in our neighborhood with a bunch of his pals every so often... It still amazes these 18/19 year olds that some old as* 40 year old markers em up the way I do....

Combat experience definatly has its advantages hehe....

Hunter368 · 05-23-2006, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by lesofprimus

My son and I play in the woods in our neighborhood with a bunch of his pals every so often... It still amazes these 18/19 year olds that some old as* 40 year old markers em up the way I do....

Combat experience definatly has its advantages hehe....

I agree 100%. Even if all you know is reading about combat tactics, like me, it is a huge advantage.

Nonskimmer · 05-23-2006, 07:03 PM

I've been hit in the throat, and yeah it hurts like a b*tch. I like the outdoor game myself. Playing in the late fall or early spring when some of the balls freeze is interesting. Painful, but interesting.

I've been nailed in the small of the back, the inner thigh, the noggin', both arse cheeks...Ow!

Never in the bag though, but always wear that cup just in case. Man, it's been years since I've played that. It's too hard to organize for some reason, no one wants to do it anymore. Family commitments and/or cost usually.

MacArther · 05-25-2006, 03:00 PM

Actually, the wierd thing is that a nut shot doesn't hurn nearly as bad as you would thing. The worst shot is an armpit shot, trust me. I've been hit both places, and the armpit hurts more and lasts longer. It got to the point where I couldn't lift anything with the arm that had the armpit shot to it, just because it felt like someone was sticking red-hot needles up and down my arm, while tap dancing on it. Nut shot goes away, because of the adrenaline that gets forcibly released.