 | The person below me (TPBM)| OFF-Topic / Misc. Discuss The person below me (TPBM) in the Current forums; Actually, posting is as close as I come to IMs...
Man, this thread would sure work better in the TPBM ... |
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08-15-2006, 12:31 PM
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#211 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vivian, Louisiana
Posts: 316
Country:  | Actually, posting is as close as I come to IMs...
Man, this thread would sure work better in the TPBM would say yes instead of no. Everyone says no, but blah blah blah....
Oh well. I'll not complain about it, since it's pretty funny anyway.
TPBM thinks that the US Navy could whip the US Air Force in a fight... | 
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08-15-2006, 02:27 PM
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#212 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: City of the Angels California
Posts: 810
| I do if the battlefield is in the mid Pacific 1,000+ miles from nearest landfall!
TPBM wishes he had a beer right now 
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08-15-2006, 02:41 PM
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#213 | | He who does not skim
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
Posts: 8,957
Country:  | Try every day.
TPBM wipes his arse with sandpaper. | |
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08-15-2006, 03:45 PM
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#214 | | Konfused with a 'K'
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Turin, Italy
Posts: 20,412
Country:  | Hey, its cheaper than exfoliation gels 
TPBM secretly acts out dogfights with their plastic model kits...
__________________  with my one last gaping breath id apologise for bleeding on your shirt... | |
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08-15-2006, 03:57 PM
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#215 | | He who does not skim
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
Posts: 8,957
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TPBM eats with his feet. | |
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08-15-2006, 05:22 PM
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#216 | | Minister of Whoopass
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island Native in Mississippi
Posts: 12,890
Country: | ... and occasionally gets a mouth fungus...
TPBM once slipped his pinky into the butthole of a kitten...
__________________  "Boyington was a Drunk, but He was a Drunk We'd Follow Straight Into Hell..."
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08-15-2006, 07:57 PM
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#217 | | He who does not skim
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
Posts: 8,957
Country: | You shoulda heard that sucker screech!
TPBM has aspirations of being a shark whisperer.  | |
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08-16-2006, 01:01 AM
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#218 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Edmonton,Alberta
Posts: 2,260
Country: | Well most sharks can only here loud noise so id just said F**k it and stuck my pinky in its butt and found a Nova Scotia license plate 
TPBM once successfully masterbated to "The Veiw"
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Hello me...meet the real me.
And my misfits way of life.
A dark black past is my
Most valued possession.
Hindsight is always 20-20,
But looking back its still a bit fuzzy.
Speak of mutually assured destruction?
Nice story...tell it to readers digest!!! | |
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08-16-2006, 02:20 AM
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#219 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,848
Country:  | nope, nothing comes out yet cause im still a kid
and WTF is "the view"?
TPBM masturb8s in front of his PC
__________________  "The German Luftwaffe always fought without any reserves. This is also the reason why we have pilots with extremely high numbers of victories."
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08-16-2006, 04:33 AM
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#220 | | Master of Ewes
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 19,959
Country:  | he didn't actually just say that did he 
and no, far too public
TPBM just gave away their last rolo? what; i wouldn't think of anything else.........
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"Reminds me of the time I sank the Tirpitz" comments a Spitfire pilot, "One pass of course, old boy." | |
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08-16-2006, 05:27 AM
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#221 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,848
Country: | they dont sell that here
TPBM doesnt know how their parents knew that they werent not gay
__________________ "The German Luftwaffe always fought without any reserves. This is also the reason why we have pilots with extremely high numbers of victories."
- General der Jagdflieger Adolf Galland" | |
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08-16-2006, 09:41 AM
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#222 | | Konfused with a 'K'
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Turin, Italy
Posts: 20,412
Country: | Errrmm...yes...you've confused me
TPBM dresses up in their mum's/wifes/sisters clothes when no-one else is home...
__________________ with my one last gaping breath id apologise for bleeding on your shirt... | |
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08-16-2006, 10:07 AM
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#223 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 12,057
Country: | There's no women that live in this house, so I can't. But I certainly would if I could !
TPBM wishes he had the power to nuke France.
__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004  To those in that club. | |
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08-16-2006, 10:12 AM
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#224 | | Konfused with a 'K'
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Turin, Italy
Posts: 20,412
Country: | What would be the point, it couldnt get any smellier and dirtier and run down than it is now...
TPBM has an imaginary friend...
__________________ with my one last gaping breath id apologise for bleeding on your shirt... | |
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08-16-2006, 10:16 AM
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#225 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 12,057
Country: | The idea of nuking the place would be crumble the buildings, because France is a wonderful country. It's just full of French. Do a low-radiation blast and we can inhabit it in 30 years.
And no I don't have an imaginary friend, I'm real alright! (I wonder how many people will get that).
TPBM smells like stale piss, only on sundays.
__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004 To those in that club. | |
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