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01-10-2007, 05:55 PM
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Greetings ladies and gentlemen.
I just found this website. Hope you will like...  Boycott France/Germany | 
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01-12-2007, 03:29 AM
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Country: | That was the funniest f*cking thing i have ever seen, and i read the entire thing WOW! 
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01-12-2007, 07:08 AM
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Controversial Maestro... naughty yet funny. I liked O'Brien's quote (below) lol
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
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01-12-2007, 01:59 PM
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There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting
together in a carriage in a train going through Provence.
Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and
as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it
went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a
really loud slap. When the
train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were
sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand
against his face as if he had
been slapped there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must
have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me
instead.' Claudia Schiffer was
thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.'
And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next
time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'
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Hello me...meet the real me.
And my misfits way of life.
A dark black past is my
Most valued possession.
Hindsight is always 20-20,
But looking back its still a bit fuzzy.
Speak of mutually assured destruction?
Nice story...tell it to readers digest!!! | |
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01-12-2007, 02:13 PM
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Country:  | That last one was funny, Hussars.
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01-12-2007, 04:26 PM
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#6 | | Master of Ewes
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Country:  | ah, an entire thread to slag off the French- i love it!
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01-12-2007, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by the lancaster kicks ass  ah, an entire thread to slag off the French- i love it! | Yet you didn't slag them off once in it 
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01-12-2007, 09:02 PM
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Country: | I work with the French and they seem nice enough as individuals. However they travel over here and abroad, so perhaps that makes a difference. Perhaps not.
But I so love to pigpile on these surrender monkeys.
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01-12-2007, 09:33 PM
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#9 | | He who does not skim
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Originally Posted by Matt308 I work with the French and they seem nice enough as individuals. | Nah, they're like Canadians that way. Get 'em in groups, and all they do is bitch about the US. | |
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01-12-2007, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Nonskimmer Nah, they're like Canadians that way. Get 'em in groups, and all they do is bitch about the US. |
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01-12-2007, 09:37 PM
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#11 | | He who does not skim
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01-12-2007, 09:39 PM
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Country: | Oh. I stand corrected. In that case, I hate all you F'ers.
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01-12-2007, 09:41 PM
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01-12-2007, 09:43 PM
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01-13-2007, 01:24 PM
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Country: | everyone should've joined the Germans in the wars in some respects they were doing the world a favor, stupid twats, just give up on the language already!
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