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03-13-2008, 05:16 PM
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03-13-2008, 05:55 PM
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03-13-2008, 07:51 PM
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four young
mothers and their small children....
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with
eating.?
You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with
money.?
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol.
This too
manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her
little boy
by the hand and whispers.
"Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
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03-13-2008, 09:31 PM
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03-14-2008, 12:55 AM
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03-14-2008, 08:24 AM
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03-14-2008, 08:26 AM
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03-14-2008, 08:47 AM
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03-14-2008, 08:54 AM
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03-14-2008, 09:06 AM
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03-14-2008, 11:03 AM
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03-14-2008, 03:00 PM
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03-14-2008, 04:58 PM
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03-15-2008, 07:04 PM
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03-16-2008, 06:49 AM
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