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05-27-2008, 04:25 PM
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These airplanes we have today are no more than a perfection of a child's toy made of paper."Henri Coanda" | 
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05-27-2008, 04:46 PM
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"A good fighter pilot, like a good boxer, should have a knockout punch..... You will find one attack you prefer to all others. Work on it till you can do it to perfection... then use it whenever possible." - Captain Reade Tilley, USAAF 7 Victories, WW-II - | |
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05-27-2008, 06:57 PM
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05-28-2008, 07:06 AM
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05-30-2008, 08:56 AM
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“I'd rather see my sister in a whorehouse than my brother on a Jap bike”
I take it that the person doesn't like Jap bikes... 
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"I´m going back to the front to relax"
"THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT"
"Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!"
"When you're out of F-8's... You're out of fighters!" | |
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05-30-2008, 09:02 AM
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05-31-2008, 11:31 AM
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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into
Bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.
'Perfect,' her husband said.
'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.
You can take it orally,or as a suppository, it's up to you.'
__________________  Pillage, then burn.
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05-31-2008, 11:51 AM
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__________________  Dont shoot him...... It will just make him angry. | |
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06-01-2008, 07:28 AM
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06-03-2008, 12:12 AM
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" A war wasn't this baddly organised since Olaf The Hairy , high king of the vikings , ordered 10'000 helmets with the horns on the inside ! " Capt. Edmund Blackadder . | |
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06-04-2008, 10:22 AM
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Eeeerrmmmm....NO!
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"I´m going back to the front to relax"
"THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT"
"Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!"
"When you're out of F-8's... You're out of fighters!" | |
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06-05-2008, 12:38 AM
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" A war wasn't this baddly organised since Olaf The Hairy , high king of the vikings , ordered 10'000 helmets with the horns on the inside ! " Capt. Edmund Blackadder . | |
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06-05-2008, 05:44 AM
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"A good fighter pilot, like a good boxer, should have a knockout punch..... You will find one attack you prefer to all others. Work on it till you can do it to perfection... then use it whenever possible." - Captain Reade Tilley, USAAF 7 Victories, WW-II - | |
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06-05-2008, 07:13 AM
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and Let's change Hillary...good one V2! 
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06-07-2008, 03:27 PM
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Country: | Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of
the night. Mick, the bartender, says 'You'll not be drinking any more
tonight, Paddy.'
Paddy replies 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on
his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. 'What the....' he
says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face again.
'Dang!' he says.
He looks to the doorway and thinks that if he can just get to the door
and get some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and
shimmies up the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a
deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto
the pavement and falls flat on his face.
'B'Jesus... I'm soused,' he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and decides to try for it.
He crawls down the street and shimmies up the door frame, opens the
door and looks inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says, 'No
flappin' way.'
But he somehow crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and thinks, 'I
think
I can make it to the bed.' He takes a step into the room and falls
flat on his face again. He says, 'This is awful. I gotta stop
drinking,' but manages to crawl to the bed and fall in.
The next morning, his wife comes into the room carrying a cup of
coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last
night?'
Paddy says, 'I did Jess. I was totally smashed. But how'd you know?'
'Mick called.. You left your wheelchair at the pub.'
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"A good fighter pilot, like a good boxer, should have a knockout punch..... You will find one attack you prefer to all others. Work on it till you can do it to perfection... then use it whenever possible." - Captain Reade Tilley, USAAF 7 Victories, WW-II - | |
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