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06-19-2008, 05:59 PM
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06-20-2008, 06:59 AM
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06-20-2008, 02:47 PM
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06-21-2008, 06:05 PM
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Country: | A stranger was seated next to a little boy on the airplane when the
stranger turned to him and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little boy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and
he smiles.
'OK, ' he said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff
- grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little boy's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little boy replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know this crap?
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06-21-2008, 06:17 PM
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06-21-2008, 06:26 PM
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06-21-2008, 06:32 PM
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06-21-2008, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt308  An oldie but goodie. | Yup
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06-22-2008, 12:50 AM
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06-22-2008, 09:27 AM
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06-25-2008, 05:30 AM
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I shouldn't pull out of those hi-speed dives so quick!!!!!! | |
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06-25-2008, 05:43 AM
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air lingus flght into london heathrow.
pilot:15 deg flaps
copilot:15 flaps
as the plane approaches nearer the runway
pilot:25 deg flaps
copilot:25 flaps
as the plane gets closer
pilot:70 deg flaps
copilot:70 flaps
as the plane is nearly on the ground
pilot:FULL FLAPS EMERGENCY FULL FLAPS!!!!!!!!!!!
as the plane pulls up sean turns to shamus and says
"typically british build a runway 3 miles wide but only twelve feet long"
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I shouldn't pull out of those hi-speed dives so quick!!!!!! | |
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06-25-2008, 06:10 AM
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06-25-2008, 08:13 AM
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Country: | Heh! Version I heard of that one involved two rednecks....and they actually managed to set the plane down. *g* Still, a classic!
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