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07-04-2008, 05:24 PM
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07-04-2008, 08:51 PM
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07-04-2008, 10:02 PM
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Country:  | hows called a blonde that paints black her hair ?
artificial inteligence
hows called a blonde with a brain ?
pregnat
why blondes dont eat bananas ?
they couldnt find the zipper
hows the blonde tryed to kill the bird ?
throwin it by the window
what do you say for a girl wiyhout arms and legs ?
gee whatta boobs
you liked ? great !!! you dont ?  
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07-04-2008, 11:57 PM
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Country: | Three engineers are discussing God one day at lunch.
"He's got to be an electrical engineer," said the electrical engineer. "Who else could design the nervous system?"
"Nope, He's a mechanical engineer," rebutted the mechanical engineer. "Just look at the bone structure and joints and ligaments!"
"Y'all're all wrong, He's a civil engineer," drawled the civil engineer. "Who else would run a sewage pipe through a perfectly good recreational area?"
(think about it for a second)
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07-05-2008, 04:45 AM
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07-05-2008, 10:53 AM
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07-06-2008, 10:47 AM
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07-08-2008, 07:43 PM
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Ten most popular statements of Klingon Software Developers
1. Only weak and frightened creatures use specifications!
2. Indention of code? I will indent your head!
3. Software releases? We do not release software... we open the cage to let our software create a bloody trace of testers and quality managers.
4. Klingon method calls do not have parameter values... they have strong ARGUMENTS... do not dare to contradict!
5. Debugging? Klingons do not debug... our software is not intended to pamper users.
6. I have beaten the department of technical quality management in a Bat-Leth duel. They will never again disturb us.
7. True Klingon software developers do not comment their code.
8. This draft requirement list affronts the honor of my family. Prepare yourself to die!
9. You wonder about my code's meaning? I should kill you right now, simply, without any answer...
10. Our users will use our software with fear and respect. Let our program run! Let it run and hunt the users until they are escaping like chicken-hearted creatures.
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07-10-2008, 07:42 PM
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Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'
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07-12-2008, 06:58 AM
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Country: | Confident vs. Confidential....
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!'
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07-12-2008, 07:16 AM
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young fella working on a farm has to take some goods to market,about 1 hour after he leaves the old farmer gets a call
old farmer:eh whats up?
young farmer:i ran over a pig and his stuck under the truck and still alive, what do i do?
old farmer: pull it out and shot it then bury it that way no one will know,ok?
well a hour passes and the phone rings again.
o/farmer:did you do as i said?
y/farmer:sure did,but one question what do i do with his speed camera
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I shouldn't pull out of those hi-speed dives so quick!!!!!! | |
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07-12-2008, 07:24 AM
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07-12-2008, 07:25 AM
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Country: | good one guys that last one i was dam good.
And whats with the Bob Hawke impersonation ????
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98% Of teens surround their minds with rap. If you're part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this on your signature
I am also one of the 2% who does not own a myspace account....
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07-12-2008, 07:39 AM
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Country: | Some are a bit rude tell me if they are really bad and i'll take them out..
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."
George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."
Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "
Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.
Q: What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was fuc**** Goofy
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I am also one of the 2% who does not own a myspace account....
DEFY THE SYSTEM
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07-12-2008, 07:45 AM
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...time will tell if your in it up to your armpits!!
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