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however this is good..
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however this is good..
Joey and Katie are sitting in school.
Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.
"Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie.
"Correct." Says the teacher.
So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims.
"Correct again." Says the teacher.
So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil again, and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!"
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Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without
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When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That
Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel
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I be at work soon........ You got nice house."
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He fills out the form and the customs officer asks:
- Occupation?
- No, just visiting!
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