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Horse walks into a bar.
Bartender looks up and says....
"So why the long face.&... |
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08-04-2008, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by ToughOmbre  Horse walks into a bar.
Bartender looks up and says....
"So why the long face."
TO | boooooooo
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08-05-2008, 01:27 PM
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08-06-2008, 04:13 PM
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08-06-2008, 04:17 PM
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Bartender throws them out, says "We don't serve food here!"
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08-06-2008, 04:18 PM
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08-06-2008, 05:09 PM
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08-06-2008, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Lucky13 (yawn) | Yea, I know. I get the same response from my daughter. 
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08-06-2008, 05:46 PM
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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bar tender:
"can I get a ..........
(big gap)
...... beer ?"
and the barman says "Hey Bear, why the long pause?"
Haw Haw Haw Haw, Haw Haw Haw Haw.
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"I'd like a beer and a mop"
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08-06-2008, 06:11 PM
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You'd think the second one would've seen it.
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08-07-2008, 05:07 AM
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