 | Quokes/Jotes| OFF-Topic / Misc. Discuss Quokes/Jotes in the Current forums; Cool. I'll mark it on my calendar for next year.... |
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07-31-2005, 08:33 PM
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#211 | | He who does not skim
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07-31-2005, 09:56 PM
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#212 | | Forum Politruk
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Country:  | The Crew of the K19 celebrating Soviet Navy Day - URRAH! | |
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08-03-2005, 07:28 PM
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#213 | | Senior Member
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| Japanese decided to replace impersonal and useless
microsoft announcements about the errors of system with
poetic ones. Here are examples of announcements in the style Of dzen...
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
The website you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent and reboot.
Order shall return.
Aborted effort.
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No-one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
I ate your Web page.
Forgive me; it was tasty
And tart on my tongue. | |
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08-03-2005, 08:11 PM
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#214 | | He who does not skim
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Originally Posted by Medvedya The Crew of the K19 celebrating Soviet Navy Day - URRAH! | Actually, they're celebrating HMCS Terra Nova coming to their assistance.  | |
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08-04-2005, 04:51 PM
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#215 | | Senior Member
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Its a voicemail some guy sent as he was driving down the highway, then somebody smacks into a car full of old ladies and they get out and start beating up the guy that hit them! http://www.osmethne.com/voicemail1.mp3
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08-05-2005, 09:38 AM
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#216 | | IP/Mech THE GREAT GAZOO
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Country: | Quote from a US soldier in Afganistan....
"Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"
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08-05-2005, 10:31 AM
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08-05-2005, 04:54 PM
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#218 | | He who does not skim
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08-05-2005, 07:41 PM
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#219 | | Forum Politruk
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Originally Posted by Nonskimmer Quote: |
Originally Posted by Medvedya The Crew of the K19 celebrating Soviet Navy Day - URRAH! | Actually, they're celebrating HMCS Terra Nova coming to their assistance. | But they also know it's Steak Night on board that night! Double URRAH! | |
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08-19-2005, 11:18 AM
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#220 | | IP/Mech THE GREAT GAZOO
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08-19-2005, 12:01 PM
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#221 | | He who does not skim
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08-19-2005, 01:03 PM
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#222 | | "Shooter"
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__________________  http://www.vg-photo.com Wherever their bones may lie, the courage of heroes is consecrated in the hearts and engraved in the history of the free. Lt Col Honner DSO MC, 39th Commander speaking of the dead from the battle of Kokoda. | |
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08-20-2005, 07:07 PM
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#223 | | Senior Member
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08-21-2005, 03:42 PM
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#224 | | Master of Ewes
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08-22-2005, 06:41 AM
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#225 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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__________________  with my one last gaping breath id apologise for bleeding on your shirt... | |
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