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04-26-2005, 12:42 PM
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#106 | | Senior Member
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04-28-2005, 08:40 AM
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#107 | | Senior Member
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Country:  | Right Lads Im off to the airport now to catch my holiday flight see you in two weeks guys
I shall leave you with this song to be sung to the tune of Queens Bohemien Rhapsody byeee
Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
but now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow,
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, oooh, oooh
This dopiaza is so mild,
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely - very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'case the loo is quarantined....
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolour yawn
I chunder
NO!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)
Here it comes again
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meeee.... poor meeeee, poor MEEEEE
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out,
It just had to come right out in here.
Korma or dopiaza,
Bhaji, Naan or Saag
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To mmmeeeeeee
(any way the wind blows.......)
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04-28-2005, 08:46 AM
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#108 | | "Shooter"
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04-28-2005, 11:05 AM
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#109 | | Master of Ewes
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Country:  | yeah i've seen that one before, me and CC rewrote the lyrics to blink 182's "I Miss You", which we find rather commical.........
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04-28-2005, 11:15 AM
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#110 | | Senior Member
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| Here's a test for you lot then, let's see if anyone's heard of the band or song I'm listening to...
HINT: Unless you are familiar with some of the UK's more obsucre acts of the 80's, you probably won't have a clue what I'm on about 
Swing Out Sister - You On My Mind
EDIT: Bugger, meant to post this on the What Are You Listening To? thread. D'OH! Could a mod type shift it over there please? Cheers 
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04-29-2005, 01:17 AM
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#111 | | IP/Mech THE GREAT GAZOO
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Country: | Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
THEY AREN'T HIS!
(I crack myself up!)
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04-29-2005, 06:37 AM
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#112 | | "Shooter"
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Country: | Michael Jackson was recently spotted at the local Walmart. They were advertising "Boys pants, half off".
Michael Jackson is going to be recording an Elton John song soon:
"Don't let your son, go down on me".
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04-29-2005, 08:15 AM
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#113 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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04-29-2005, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by trackend Right Lads Im off to the airport now to catch my holiday flight see you in two weeks guys
I shall leave you with this song to be sung to the tune of Queens Bohemien Rhapsody byeee | This is sacrilege! you can't desicrate a legendary piece of art!
(sorry, that's my Queen fan side of me comeing out!)
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04-29-2005, 09:04 AM
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#115 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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04-29-2005, 09:09 AM
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05-06-2005, 10:15 AM
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#117 | | IP/Mech THE GREAT GAZOO
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Country: | HOW MANY KIDS WITH "A D D" DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
DO YOU WANNA PLAY BASEBALL?
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05-06-2005, 10:26 AM
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#118 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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05-06-2005, 10:35 AM
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#119 | | IP/Mech THE GREAT GAZOO
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Country: | THANKS! - HERE'S SOME MJ
>Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
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>A: Throw him a buoy!
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>Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Bo yz-2-Men??
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>A: He thought it was an ecsort service.
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05-06-2005, 12:54 PM
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#120 | | Forum Politruk
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