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12-15-2005, 02:11 AM
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12-15-2005, 07:03 PM
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Country:  | A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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12-16-2005, 04:23 AM
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12-16-2005, 07:11 AM
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12-16-2005, 07:18 AM
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12-16-2005, 07:25 AM
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12-17-2005, 03:09 PM
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12-17-2005, 06:33 PM
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12-18-2005, 07:53 AM
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12-18-2005, 02:46 PM
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12-18-2005, 02:50 PM
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Country: | That first one is saying, "I'm here you idiot,". Just some friendly correction.
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12-18-2005, 02:59 PM
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12-18-2005, 06:22 PM
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12-18-2005, 06:42 PM
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| Had to smile at the tortoise humping a rock. We had a Glider land out in a field of cows. While the pilot went to the farm the Bull for some reason took a fancy to the glider and mounted the cockpit. You don't want to know the damage a couple of tons of rampant bull does to a Glider.
The Bull also had to go to the vet as the shattered canopy did certain parts of its anatomy no good at all. Took them ages apparently to sedate the Bull.
Surprise, surprise the Glider was a right off but we all offered to help the pilot with the claims details for the insurance. The farmer also had some explaining to do. | |
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12-19-2005, 05:11 AM
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Country: | here is an old joke i remembered when i was at the hospital today:
At the court:
"Sir indictee, why did you murdered the prostitute?"
"I'm a gyneacologist and when I went home from work, she stood in front of me saying: 'Hey young boy, for 5 bucks I'll show you my c*nt!'" | |
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