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12-20-2005, 03:49 AM
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12-20-2005, 04:24 AM
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#182 | | He who does not skim
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12-20-2005, 05:07 AM
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__________________  "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts"
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12-20-2005, 11:44 AM
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12-20-2005, 11:58 AM
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12-22-2005, 01:25 PM
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12-29-2005, 04:05 PM
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12-29-2005, 04:44 PM
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#188 | | He who does not skim
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12-29-2005, 04:48 PM
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Now here's a real thing:
As the El Al plane settled down at Ben Gurion airport, the voice of the captain came on:
"Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened until this plane is at a complete standstill and the seat belt signs have been turned off. We also wish you to remind you that using cell phones on board this aircraft is strictly prohibited.
To those who are seated, we wish a Merry Christmas, and hope you will enjoy your stay. And to those of you standing in the aisles and talking on your cell phones, we weish you a Happy Hanukkah, and welcome back home!" | |
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12-30-2005, 03:07 AM
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Country: | A couple go on holiday to Israel, during the holiday the woman dies and the Israeli authorities tell the man; "You can have her buried here for £150, or have her sent home for £150,000," the man requests her to be sent home. The Israelis ask why; "She can have a very good service here for much cheaper," and the man replies, "I'm sure she can, but 2000 years ago a man here awoke from the dead - and I can't take that risk."
__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004  To those in that club. | |
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12-30-2005, 04:05 AM
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12-30-2005, 07:30 AM
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#192 | | Master of Ewes
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Country: | nice pD, and i fail to see the point in the find hitler game..........
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12-30-2005, 07:47 AM
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__________________ "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts"
Sir Winston Churchill
"To him the people of the world largely owe the Freedom and liberties they enjoy today"
Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London
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12-30-2005, 08:06 AM
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#194 | | Master of Ewes
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Country: | 17 seconds it took me, i know someone that'll quite like that game........
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12-30-2005, 10:26 AM
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#195 | | Master of Ewes
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A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed.
"What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You a**hole, it's three o'clock in the morning!"
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