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01-10-2006, 12:28 PM
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#226 | | Master of Ewes
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a job still sucks after ten years 
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01-10-2006, 12:30 PM
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01-10-2006, 12:39 PM
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#228 | | Master of Ewes
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after about a year they stop sucking and start whining
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01-10-2006, 12:58 PM
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01-10-2006, 01:01 PM
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#230 | | Master of Ewes
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01-10-2006, 01:16 PM
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01-10-2006, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by the lancaster kicks ass a magazine called Zoo, it's for men and is about the usual bloke stuff, football, cars and women | Yes, I know this junk. Like Men's Health, Xantypa, etc.... I hate this skimmery ****! | |
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01-11-2006, 10:08 AM
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#233 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Country:  | I have a lot of jokes I could post...but im not going to as theyre likely to cause serious offence
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01-11-2006, 11:18 AM
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#234 | | Master of Ewes
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01-11-2006, 11:39 AM
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01-12-2006, 01:44 PM
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01-15-2006, 04:44 PM
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01-16-2006, 01:43 PM
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#238 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Quarter Pounder with cheese
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01-16-2006, 02:06 PM
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01-16-2006, 05:21 PM
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#240 | | Senior Member
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