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02-07-2006, 11:34 AM
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02-07-2006, 03:23 PM
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02-07-2006, 03:24 PM
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02-07-2006, 03:31 PM
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__________________  http://www.vg-photo.com Wherever their bones may lie, the courage of heroes is consecrated in the hearts and engraved in the history of the free. Lt Col Honner DSO MC, 39th Commander speaking of the dead from the battle of Kokoda. | |
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02-07-2006, 04:42 PM
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02-07-2006, 07:30 PM
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Very true aswell
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02-08-2006, 04:21 AM
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02-08-2006, 06:37 AM
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02-08-2006, 09:27 AM
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__________________ http://www.vg-photo.com Wherever their bones may lie, the courage of heroes is consecrated in the hearts and engraved in the history of the free. Lt Col Honner DSO MC, 39th Commander speaking of the dead from the battle of Kokoda. | |
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02-08-2006, 01:46 PM
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02-09-2006, 03:27 AM
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02-13-2006, 11:12 AM
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Country: | The teacher asks Sen. Ted Kennedy if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."
"No," says the Great Ted Kennedy, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted one. "That's what we would call a great loss."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Sen. Kennedy searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If a jet carrying Senators Kennedy, Kerry and Clinton were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaims Kennedy. "That's right! And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."
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02-13-2006, 11:16 AM
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02-13-2006, 12:38 PM
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02-13-2006, 02:05 PM
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