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02-20-2006, 09:37 AM
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#346 | | Master of Ewes
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02-20-2006, 12:51 PM
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(for the one on the left)
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To Saint Peter he will tell;
One more marine reporting, sir-
I've served my time in hell." A marine gravemarker on guadalcanal | |
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02-20-2006, 01:00 PM
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#348 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Wait here's another joke.
One day an american walks past a building and sees a mexican peeing. the mexican is finished and zips up his zipper, but the american asks him" aren't you going to wash your hands?" the mexican replies," sir we mexicans don't piss in our hands."
its kind of lame
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"And when he gets to heaven,
To Saint Peter he will tell;
One more marine reporting, sir-
I've served my time in hell." A marine gravemarker on guadalcanal | |
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02-20-2006, 02:22 PM
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#349 | | Master of Ewes
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"Reminds me of the time I sank the Tirpitz" comments a Spitfire pilot, "One pass of course, old boy." | |
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02-20-2006, 02:40 PM
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#350 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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02-20-2006, 05:18 PM
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02-21-2006, 03:09 AM
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#352 | | Senior Member
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geez........ | |
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02-21-2006, 06:15 AM
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#353 | | Senior Member
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An American goes to a hotel in the Philippines.
The American is chewing gum
American: Do you eat your whole bread?
Filipino: yeah why?
American: Cause we don't, we put the crust in a container and
send it to the Philippines
*filipino isnt very annoyed, then the American annoys him more
Filipino*pissed off: do u throw away your condoms after using them
American: of course! thats sick
Filipino: us we don't, after using it, we turn it into bubble gum then send
it to America!
*The american spits his gum out
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02-21-2006, 06:21 AM
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02-21-2006, 08:35 AM
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#355 | | Master of Ewes
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02-21-2006, 11:20 AM
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02-21-2006, 01:00 PM
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02-22-2006, 04:26 AM
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#358 | | Senior Member
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Country: | An American goes into a Mexican bar
they play pool
the Mexican wins!
the American crushes the Billiard balls
He goes out looking for his wife
He shaves her cat(animal)
the Mexican tells the police
"Officer! an American crushed my balls and shaved my wife's *****!"
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02-22-2006, 07:59 AM
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"And when he gets to heaven,
To Saint Peter he will tell;
One more marine reporting, sir-
I've served my time in hell." A marine gravemarker on guadalcanal | |
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02-22-2006, 08:23 AM
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